News of the Weird

[maveness]

News Stories

All of these found in the course of looking for stories for my media monitoring job. Woohoo! I get paid to surf the net!

1. Baby Jesus Missing!: I'm sorry, but when that's the headline? I can't help but giggle. Besides which, if I'm a teenager fixated on pranking, why steal the baby and not the animals? Animals are funnier.

2. Eric Rudolph Doesn't Like Prison: He believes it was designed to drive him insane. Ladies and gentlemen, for once we can all dance with glee, because it's working! Prison is working to take a hateful, wicked man and confine him, keeping him from harming anyone else, and at the same time making him pay for what he did by loss of freedom. I like life imprisonment for criminals like him, because they have so many years to think about it.

3. Five Weirdest Injuries In NASCAR: Please someone give me the information on what the hell Cale Yarborough was doing with a BEAR on his PLANE. And why it wasn't in a cage.

Comments

[bubblesbrnaid]

3. Actually, considering the rest of that list, the bear might have actually BEEN in a cage. :)

2. Note to self: Eric Rudolph actually dumber than you gave him credit for.

1. Bwah. Really. Nothing else to say to that. Except that that gives a whole new dimension to "Have you found Jesus?"

[maveness.livejournal.com]

3. I just hope it was a baby bear. Because I'm pretty sure a full grown would exceed weight limits and cause the plane to crash.

2. Remember - the moron is brilliant in IQ , but he seemed to miss the memo that prison is about punishment. Therefore, since he pled guilty, they're going to make him pay. (Although I do imagine for someone who liked to spend time in the woods, four walls is hard to live with.)

1. BWAH!!!

[eliz.livejournal.com]

*LOL* I love that! "Have you found Jesus" indeed.

People would freak out more about one fake baby Jesus missing than all the animals. You'd have to be "MEAN" and "HORRIBLE" to steal baby JEEZUS!!!

[tenel.livejournal.com]

oh my gawd! that is it...get thee to netflix now. get the movie "The Ref". Baby Jesus nappin will make so much more sense. :)

[pmgoose.livejournal.com]

Saw that YEARS ago! Can't remember that scene though.

This so reminds me of when I was watching a movie with Mom once.

Someone made a comment about finding Jesus, and Mom quipped, "I didn't know He was missing."