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News Stories
All of these found in the course of looking for stories for my media monitoring job. Woohoo! I get paid to surf the net!
1. Baby Jesus Missing!: I'm sorry, but when that's the headline? I can't help but giggle. Besides which, if I'm a teenager fixated on pranking, why steal the baby and not the animals? Animals are funnier.
2. Eric Rudolph Doesn't Like Prison: He believes it was designed to drive him insane. Ladies and gentlemen, for once we can all dance with glee, because it's working! Prison is working to take a hateful, wicked man and confine him, keeping him from harming anyone else, and at the same time making him pay for what he did by loss of freedom. I like life imprisonment for criminals like him, because they have so many years to think about it.
3. Five Weirdest Injuries In NASCAR: Please someone give me the information on what the hell Cale Yarborough was doing with a BEAR on his PLANE. And why it wasn't in a cage.
All of these found in the course of looking for stories for my media monitoring job. Woohoo! I get paid to surf the net!
1. Baby Jesus Missing!: I'm sorry, but when that's the headline? I can't help but giggle. Besides which, if I'm a teenager fixated on pranking, why steal the baby and not the animals? Animals are funnier.
2. Eric Rudolph Doesn't Like Prison: He believes it was designed to drive him insane. Ladies and gentlemen, for once we can all dance with glee, because it's working! Prison is working to take a hateful, wicked man and confine him, keeping him from harming anyone else, and at the same time making him pay for what he did by loss of freedom. I like life imprisonment for criminals like him, because they have so many years to think about it.
3. Five Weirdest Injuries In NASCAR: Please someone give me the information on what the hell Cale Yarborough was doing with a BEAR on his PLANE. And why it wasn't in a cage.
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