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A bit of war commentary here.
So, for everyone who knows nothing about PMS, or for those lucky bastards who get off with very mild PMS, let me just give you the low-down on the nastiness that is PMS.
1. Water retention
2. Bloating
3. Cramps
4. Moodiness
5. Bitchiness (not to be confused with Moodiness, which is the changing of moods, Bitchiness is one mood and a scary one at that)
6. Extreme hunger
7. No hunger at all
8. Tenderness
9. Sensitivity to (but not limited to): light, sound, criticism, touch, wind, rabbits, food, harsh fabrics, smells, men, children, Hallmark commercials, movies with animals that die, movies with anyone that dies, Reader's Digest, band aids, and family members
10. Lethargy
11. Insomnia
12. Various aches and pains in the back, stomach, lower abdomen region
13. A desperate hatred of all those who can claim the honor of not having a period
So, for everyone who knows nothing about PMS, or for those lucky bastards who get off with very mild PMS, let me just give you the low-down on the nastiness that is PMS.
1. Water retention
2. Bloating
3. Cramps
4. Moodiness
5. Bitchiness (not to be confused with Moodiness, which is the changing of moods, Bitchiness is one mood and a scary one at that)
6. Extreme hunger
7. No hunger at all
8. Tenderness
9. Sensitivity to (but not limited to): light, sound, criticism, touch, wind, rabbits, food, harsh fabrics, smells, men, children, Hallmark commercials, movies with animals that die, movies with anyone that dies, Reader's Digest, band aids, and family members
10. Lethargy
11. Insomnia
12. Various aches and pains in the back, stomach, lower abdomen region
13. A desperate hatred of all those who can claim the honor of not having a period
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