Weather Wildness

Major changes in weather yield a few of things.

Really fun/scary storms with 58 mph wind gusts, hail and lightening. The result is me in the hallway in my apartment (not like there was anything on TV anyway), a pile of candles at the ready, and a lap full of dog (who is very, very scared of thunderstorms and very, very scared of huddling in close proximity to the bathroom).

Major lowering in temperatures. Which causes cheering and happiness, except suddenly the dry heat is gone and we have humidity again...which means crazy hair for me (no matter that I had already straightened it - damn my luck).

Worst of all is the major climate change results in vertigo. I hate having vertigo. Dizziness and stuffiness (because of the combination of climate change and allergies) are not fun. The screen is not staying still very well.

Aren't I amused

In the blue corner we have Diva Dastardly, a diva of grand dimensions (all 6'4") and grand delusions.

In the red corner we have Diva Delight, a diva by birth who has subsequently been trained to use her powers for good.

There have been many blows traded, many punches and paries. The judges are divided as to who displays the grander divaish behavior (although only a few honestly believe that Diva Dastardly is fighting honorably).

All in all, the fight has been quite civilized and out in the open, with only a few cheap shots.

But the fight is on the verge of the bloody. The war is escallating. Words are being exchanged and innocent bystanders are being brought into the fray.

Me, I've got the popcorn and am sitting ringside, waiting for the best rounds to begin.