*giggle*

Pardon the "too much sugar" events currently transpiring. Such as "What happens if you had a parallel universe where everyone on Smallville was the opposite sex?"

Suddenly, I've got Lionel Luthor as played by Joan Collins.

Day to hate being a woman

Just tried on every single style of jeans in sizes 7 and 9 at Target. Also tried on pairs of olive drab and black pants.

Discovered that not a single pair of jeans fits. Either they were too high-waisted and cut into my stomach, or they were too short, or too lowrise (if I sit down, you should not see the crack of my ass). Add in the trauma of the olive drab and black pants wherein one wouldn't zip and the other had a crotch that was a wee too high.

What did I end up with?

This skirt in olive and this skirt, which is a little more stylish than it looks when you don't tuck your shirt in.

Essentially they're the same skirt, just one in denim, one in olive canvas. Very cute. Fits wonderfully.

Strip Clubbin'

( Strip Club Meme...Really, The Laughter Of Many )