"I'm a virgin"

[maveness]

Two Reasons Why Inside Nextel Cup Rules


1. Biffle declares he's a virgin. Loudly.


2. Vickers and Waltrip get into a debate over the Car of Tomorrow that goes like this:

WALTRIP: The car of tomorrow isn't any harder to see through than the old car. They're all hard to see through.

VICKERS: I think they're talking about the wing.

WALTRIP: Then just look over it!

VICKERS: Not everyone is 6'5" or 7'5" like you.

WALTRIP: Then get a booster seat!


And that was just me catching the very last minute of the show (for Biffle) and a minute in a commercial break for Chuck. Thank GOD I DVRed it.

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I've been up since 4:30 (did you know that came twice a day?) and at work since 7. I'm already crashing some.

Comments

[eliz.livejournal.com]

I <3 Mikey!!!!

Booster seat. Muhahahaha!

[maveness.livejournal.com]

Brian looked like he was about to die laughing over that exchange. They were zinging each other right and left. LOL

[eliz.livejournal.com]

I'm just sorry I stopped watching because it was just the Souter show and his fiancee/groupie just gets on my last nerve at this point.

[maveness.livejournal.com]

INC is that Monday night thing on SPEED. I think you're thinking of NASCAR in Primetime.

[eliz.livejournal.com]

AHH!!!

[bubblesbrnaid]

Tell me there was context with the Biffle thing.

[maveness.livejournal.com]

There was. They did a live show, which Vickers was excited about. He was mentioning it was his first live show and Biffle flat out says "Me too. I'm a virgin."

The look on Vickers' face was quite cute.

(And oh YES I will be saving that one for repeat viewings.)

[mainelorelei.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the context of the Biff's remark. I was thinking "the guy's married now. Shouldn't he give it up?" That's the one Speed channel show I sincerely miss... specially when Teh Squish is on.

[maveness.livejournal.com]

Hee. The really, really bad part? I was thinking "You mean Tony really hasn't tapped that? Damn."

Vickers has such good insight. He brings the racing aspect in nicely when he's on and is a nice counterpoint to the silly.

[mainelorelei.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I was thinking...what the heck was Nicole thinking?

I do have the show after Bri won at 'Dega preserved on tape though..Kenny and Mikey picking on him incessantly is priceless tv.

[tourofduty.livejournal.com]

Ah! We were out at a little party for the Down's Syndrome Society and I missed iiiiiit. I always miss the good stuff.

[maveness.livejournal.com]

Oh MAN. Hopefully someone will be very, very kind and put it on the internet. Cause it really was a classic moment.

Plus any time Biffle talks sex, even inadvertantly, it's golden.

[maveness.livejournal.com]

Oooh, also! Did you see Tony's new Subway commercial on Sunday? Where he's got the foot long sub and something happens every time he goes to put it in his mouth? And really, the going back and forth to put it in his mouth is really dirty?

Yeah, I want to mash that commercial with the Biffle Subway commercial where the fire is in his pants. *g*

[tourofduty.livejournal.com]

I didn't! I was being a gigantic baby about NASCAR and decided to skip most of the race this weekend. That's what happens when I skip races--Tony wins or someone fights or something awesome happens/is aired. Now I want to see that commercial.

[maveness.livejournal.com]

It was so totally dirty (although not as dirty as the Biffle Subway commercial, but that one was just so far out there dirty that it's hard to get there again). It was like a simulated blow job in slow motion. Totally priceless.