Bug Eyed Dummy Tweets

• 14:29 @kylepetty What's up with the small animal residing on Clint Bowyer's head? #
• 14:34 I don't need to know that Jimmie Johnson is coming. Thank you very much. #
• 14:36 @claireliz81 Meyers said it. Be very glad you didn't hear him say that. It always sounds worse when Meyers says dirty things. #
• 14:41 Gotta respect Kim Kardashian for really going there with that car design. Now THAT is feminine. #
• 14:47 I will say that Caliendo's Meyers isn't bad. If you don't look at his face. But it sure sounds like Meyers #
• 14:50 @clari_clyde This side of the car isn't as fabulous as the other side, but you get the idea. tinyurl.com/ykln67v #
• 15:01 Jamie and Christy were being all squishy and cute! #
• 15:04 Clint Bowyer has Sledge Hammer hair. We have decided it is so. #
• 15:20 So we're slashing Kevin Conway/Robby Gordon now? They're "involved"? #
• 15:20 Okay, so now they're NOT involved. LOL #
• 15:33 @BarbaraNixon Harvick does kind of look like a Power Ranger. He really does. #
• 15:45 Kim Kardashian car in the wall! Apparently it stinks. #
• 16:17 Not a fan of this NAPA commercial. Because Truex is a better lip syncher. #
• 16:18 Bubbles Quote: Hornish is the wrong field. He should be a landscaper. #
• 16:25 @RivenSky I think you need to take the sticker off fast. LOL #
• 16:44 @SpeedFreaks The caution lights are possessed and keep coming on my themselves. #1 took out #42 (and 42 is pissed). Hornish mowed. #
• 18:00 @natural_hero I'm still fighting you for John Morris. LOL #
• 18:09 Here's the thing, anyone else feel like there's some friction for Jimmie that doesn't bode well for the rest of the season? #
• 18:13 @claireliz81 I don't know. He was short with Chad, the car didn't seem charmed...it felt more lucky than his normal good. #
• 18:14 @Iowa_Girl I'm hoping the new baby will torpedo him like new babies have done for all the other drivers the past couple years. #
• 18:15 @deifire I'm hoping. Chad's jealous of the baby, maybe? #
• 18:15 Oh look! Jimmie got a chastity belt! #
• 19:13 @kenny_wallace Unless I can see nose hairs, you're not close enough. Give us a REAL close-up! #
• 21:23 Someone needs to do an ONTD post with Kim Kardashian in that hideous outfit from today's race. Puh-leeeeeze? #

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