Bug Eyed Dummy Tweets

• 20:19 I have a very strong Bull Blaster and string cheese. Slurring to come. #
• 20:24 @colinbraun Nooooooo!!!!! Want me to kick someone's butt for you? #
• 20:31 @deifire I have handcuffs and pepper spray. And fists of fury. @colinbraun shall be avenged! (After the alcohol wears off, that is.) #
• 20:31 Damn this drink is strong. #
• 20:32 I really, really want Justin Alligator to win a race soon. Because the kid is good and deserves some attention. #
• 20:42 @mittenthief I gave up spelling his name a long time ago. LOL Hence Alligator. (He's American, it has to be Alligator!) #
• 21:02 @natural_hero He's marrying me! You can't have him! LOL #
• 21:08 @KatplusMonkeys I kind of love that guy. And the ad agency that came up with that. It's freaking genius. And he's hot. #
• 21:09 Could someone please explain to me why my spelling is impeccable when I'm drunk? #
• 21:15 @christirose I've only been too drunk once. LOL I don't remember that night after 10 pm. Apparently I sat on a couch and then went to bed. #

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