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*Does flaily Chandler Bing type move*

tiffanynichelle!!!! READ THIS.

( Ugly Betty vague spoiler )

*flails*

Bug Eyed Dummy Tweets

• 09:09 BORIS SAID! Running 5 races in NASCAR! (Yes, the presence of Boris requires all caps.) #
• 11:31 @RivenSky Maybe it's just me, but I love how Twitter shows Jamie's sarcastic side. LOL #
• 11:42 @maxpapis @jamiemcmurray You two should get pictures of each other taking pictures. #
• 11:57 Am very, very tempted to make snow cream this afternoon. #
• 12:01 Selleck Waterfall Sandwich selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/ I don't pretend to understand why. #
• 12:33 @KatPlusMonkeys It just makes me want Tom Selleck under a waterfall. Who needs food??? #
• 13:27 I have snow cream. I know you're all jealous. #
• 17:50 Whoa whoa whoa. Please tell me he just misspoke when he said "when we go off the air at 8 o'clock". #
• 17:54 @deifire I don't know? It's supposed to be 10 (which makes no sense anyway), but I swear he said 8. Maybe he misspoke? #
• 17:55 @RivenSky I hope that's what it is. Although why switch for guys to be on air for two hours? (This not airing the race after 10 is weird.) #
• 17:57 And now they say ten. Whew. #
• 18:02 Did they just mention a J.Lo racing team? LOL #
• 18:40 Hey, Boris Said mentioning Sterling Marlin! How you so awesome, babe? #
• 18:47 Did they just say that Jacques Villeneuve is in this? (When I said "Jacques" out loud, my dog got up and started looking around.) #
• 18:47 @deifire If only he'd do that in Cup. #
• 19:10 Okay, nerves have kicked in. New job in a day and a half. May have to have alcohol so I can sleep tonight. What goes with snow cream? #
• 19:14 Bwah! Jimmie missed a turn. "Daytona 500 is in two weeks, Jimmie." #
• 19:17 @deifire No Kahlua. Choices are tequila, gin, vodka, Crown, or Butterscotch Schnapps. (Pretty much, I should not do the alcohol.) #
• 19:23 Forewent alcohol in favor of chocolate cake with the snow cream. #
• 19:26 Whether the press wants to admit it or not, Toyota recalling all those cars was a good thing. Better to commit to safety than endanger lives #
• 19:27 ETA: And not selling the ones on the lot, extra smart. #
• 19:31 Rip Torn drunk-robs bank. Definitely a huge step up from drunk-dialing or drunk-tweeting. Waiting for the punch line. #
• 19:33 @kenny_wallace Is that an armless Barbie wrapped in gold foil? #

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