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It took me an hour to get to work today. We have an inch of snow, people. Seriously. 35 minutes turned into an hour because of a freaking inch of snow.

Now, I was amazed by the number of sensible people on the road. They were great. No driving too fast. No going too slow. Very little braking on bridges. There were several obligatory trucks in the ditch, but for the most part that's what it was - trucks. Men who thought their vehicle was more badass than the weather conditions.

Our problem is that my county managed to fuck up the planning or something, resulting in tons of ice on the roads. Not snow. Oh no. That would be easy. We have freaking ice. Supposedly they were at it all night trying to salt and scrape, but lord knows it didn't look like it to me.

So now I'm at work and we're ordering pizza and watching the inauguration ceremony at noon.

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60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

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