Bud Eyed Dummy Tweets

[maveness]

• 19:09 @wilw Done that with a neti pot once. Nothing like trying to inhale water to make you appreciate life. And the ability to breathe. #
• 13:08 I'm so bad, but poetry bores me to tears. #
• 13:17 @rivensky Plus the presidential poet, bless her heart, had a monotone. How about Kenseth for poet? Poem read in 30.5 seconds! #
• 14:06 @rivensky OMG, woo girls? They're woo girls? Run for your life! Next thing you know, you'll be singing songs about the mall! #
• 14:48 @rivensky Jamie is so BLOND. #
• 15:57 Aretha's hat is a definite must have. #
• 16:01 @rivensky That post reminded me that I needed to say something. We all fell out at work when we saw it. Only Aretha can pull that off. #
• 16:58 @rivensky You'll be surprised. If you're one of the few places open, you'll be slammed. #

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