How To Be A Sports Coach
1. Feel free to yell at your own players.
2. Reward hustle.
3. Recognize when you have players whose brains shut down as soon as the ball is kicked/hit/thrown.
4. Learn how to apologize for your players that...
4.a. Stand in the middle of first base when catching the ball to get an out.
4.b. Proceed to start fussing at the other team in their dugout.
5. Be visibly having fun, because if you're having fun, the rest of the team might have fun.
6. Bring a really big first aid kit.