Today Sucks

Today needs to be over NOW.

In the order of sucking. The order of the first two tell you how fucked it's been.

1. Water heater broke, soaking the carpet right outside of my bathroom. Which I stepped in while half asleep.

2. Period started.

3. Figured out that the massive cramping in my thigh for the past three mornings is in fact a hamstring strain.

4. Get to office and find a mouse on the sticky pad trap just inside the door. A mouse that is kicking and squeaking like crazy. (I proceed to cry a lot until the exterminator gets to the office to retrieve it as it's totally and completely not humane.)

5. Boss goes into a fit of "I need something now". Which, of course, means everyone drops everything to do so. (Side note, hamstring starts making its presence known in the daytime for hte first time.)

6. Have not eaten. Am hungry. Food is taunting me.

7. Proofreading from boss sits on my desk but I haven't had a chance to look at it because of everything else. Never mind that when other boss asks.

8. And boss that's on vacation...we discovered this morning that her desk has been taken over by mice. So I have to clean it this afternoon.