Leg warmers say what?

Dear teenager walking through the mall:

It's December. It's also 45 degrees out.

Flip flops are not a good shoe choice.

Especially with a miniskirt.

And even more especially with leg warmers.

Word of advice - boots or tights and actual shoes. If your legs are that cold, cover them logically.

(no subject)

Things that make a person feel stupid:

When you say hello to customers and they ignore you, and then you notice a few minutes later that they're signing to one another.

Although I kind of take it back now. They're fighting. As evidenced by the fact that the woman was walking away from the man, angrily signing to herself. Hee. At least they weren't paying attention to me because they were too busy concentrating on one another.

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In 9 minutes I get to close the store. YAY! Because the only thing we've sold of any value since I got here at 5 was Dinosaur Dan.