The update

Last night I...

1. Watched Supernatural with neighbors.

2. Made bacon on a stick and discovered that turkey bacon is not a viable option. Not crispy enough.

3. Split up a dog fight over a bone. Got scratched. The dogs were put in time out.

4. Got dive-bombed by a bat five minutes after SPN went off. One neighbor jumped the patio railing. The guy hid under a blanket and then came out to swing at the thing with a child's hockey stick. The dogs all jumped at it. I laughed my ass off. (It was really, really funny. Even when it almost landed in my hair.)

Yep, that covers the fun of last night.

(Plus that neighbor Billy is alcoholic, a kleptomaniac, is constantly bragging how women want him, blackmails his ex-wife to sleep with him, and lost his truck to his third DUI. I suspected something fishy on that truck thing when he claimed to have sold it to someone who 'needed it more'. Turns out...way different than what I thought. So I'll be making a donation of all stuff he's ever given me to Goodwill come Monday.)

Been deputized lately?

Fun of Mall Work

I just got deputized.

Score!

I now get to yell at kids who are walking on the retaining wall in our section of the mall. Yelling at teenagers - never a bad thing.

(I also finally saw at least the preliminary stages of a shop lifting arrest. Basically, the running. By a few cops and a few security guards. Bob (security guard) managed to run after a shop lifter AND yell at a kid for walking on the wall. All at the same time. Bob was the one who deputized me.)