Because sometimes you really want to hug that snarky Brit (and I mean Simon Cowell, not Spears).
We (the American Idol judges) have decided we can bring Britney back," the normally caustic Cowell confirmed. "We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends."
Pardon me while I die laughing now.
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Also, it's really fun to tell a boss that not only did someone lose the $80 freaking wireless laser pointing mouse, but now the digital camera is dead.
We (the American Idol judges) have decided we can bring Britney back," the normally caustic Cowell confirmed. "We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends."
Pardon me while I die laughing now.
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Also, it's really fun to tell a boss that not only did someone lose the $80 freaking wireless laser pointing mouse, but now the digital camera is dead.
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