I had a dream last night.
It was entirely too vivid for my tastes. It was back to school time (as it actually is right now) and it was busy at my mother's store (educational supplies for teachers, parents, home schoolers). I was working for her that day when we noticed a commotion outside.
Turns out it was paparazzi and fans all clamoring because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (and Suri) were there, getting ready to come in to shop. (Incidentally, Suri went from being female to male, and at age 4 was already about 5 feet tall.)
So they're heading in to shop and I get in a fight with the fans, flat out telling them that only one person could come in at a time, only when someone else left. That way the store wouldn't get crowded with people oogling the TomKat.
The crowd did decently, but quickly swelled from about a dozen to a horde.
TomKat were quite nice in my dream. (I actually remember thinking that it was shocking that I didn't at any point want to deck Tom Cruise. But I did tell him to keep his thoughts on Scientology to himself or I'd boot him from the store really quickly.) They bought a lot of product, making me very happy. But the idiots outside kept trying to sneak in, so I had to go out and got in a screaming match with the lot. Told them that I didn't care what happened when they left the store, but in this case, we didn't care if they were celebrities - no one was going to harass them and treat them any differently while in our establishment.
And then they left and the dream morphed and I was dating Jamie McMurray. The alarm went off in the middle of that, proving that I have no luck with dreams.
It was entirely too vivid for my tastes. It was back to school time (as it actually is right now) and it was busy at my mother's store (educational supplies for teachers, parents, home schoolers). I was working for her that day when we noticed a commotion outside.
Turns out it was paparazzi and fans all clamoring because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (and Suri) were there, getting ready to come in to shop. (Incidentally, Suri went from being female to male, and at age 4 was already about 5 feet tall.)
So they're heading in to shop and I get in a fight with the fans, flat out telling them that only one person could come in at a time, only when someone else left. That way the store wouldn't get crowded with people oogling the TomKat.
The crowd did decently, but quickly swelled from about a dozen to a horde.
TomKat were quite nice in my dream. (I actually remember thinking that it was shocking that I didn't at any point want to deck Tom Cruise. But I did tell him to keep his thoughts on Scientology to himself or I'd boot him from the store really quickly.) They bought a lot of product, making me very happy. But the idiots outside kept trying to sneak in, so I had to go out and got in a screaming match with the lot. Told them that I didn't care what happened when they left the store, but in this case, we didn't care if they were celebrities - no one was going to harass them and treat them any differently while in our establishment.
And then they left and the dream morphed and I was dating Jamie McMurray. The alarm went off in the middle of that, proving that I have no luck with dreams.
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