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The mayor of Greensboro went to make the standard opening statement at a council meeting.
What he meant to say: "If you have cell phones or pagers, please put them on vibrate or turn them off."
What he actually said: "If you have cell phones or vibrators..."
This was last night. Today it was in the newspaper. Imagine my fun when 20 minutes ago I crossed paths with him on the street. Let it be noted, I did not make eye contact because I was sure I'd die laughing. And he would know why I was laughing at him. I imagine I wouldn't have been the first today.
What he meant to say: "If you have cell phones or pagers, please put them on vibrate or turn them off."
What he actually said: "If you have cell phones or vibrators..."
This was last night. Today it was in the newspaper. Imagine my fun when 20 minutes ago I crossed paths with him on the street. Let it be noted, I did not make eye contact because I was sure I'd die laughing. And he would know why I was laughing at him. I imagine I wouldn't have been the first today.
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