It's a pit thing

Tony Stewart to work as Pit Reporter during the NEXTEL Open

So, um, tourofduty? That means that we have to look out for other drivers pranking him on air, plus Tony accidentally cussing or something, or heck, just general silliness. Cause Tony as reporter means the world is coming to an end in gleeful manner and OMG YES!

Wonderjock!

Behold the Wonderjock!

It does for men what the Wonderbra does for women...well, if a guy were strapping the bra to his penis. It lifts! It...well, it doesn't separate. But it sure brings everything to the forefront!