Aw hell. I've gone and fallen in love with JJ Yeley.
10 Questions: Rookies
2. What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Yeley: I tend to sneak a round of golf in without the wife knowing.
Hamlin: Ooh, not any more!
Yeley: She's not going to pay attention to this. But she probably knows, anyway -- and I just think I'm pulling the wool over her.
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Hamlin: I'm probably the biggest computer dork that you've ever met. That would probably be the biggest thing.
Yeley: But you still have all your "My Little Pony" stuff, too -- or did you get rid of all of that?
Hamlin: My Space?
Yeley: No -- My Little Pony and your Barbie dolls. You got all that stuff, still?
Hamlin: No, I don't have any of that stuff. I did have some Cabbage Patch dolls, though, when I was a kid.
Yeley: No.
Hamlin: They are worth some money, now.
Yeley: Stop recording! Stop recording! He can't answer what his most embarrassing moment was, and then he admits he had Cabbage Patch dolls as a kid?
4. What are your favorite recent movie and your favorite all-time flick?
Hamlin: It'd be "Wedding Crashers" for the recent, and "Shawshank Redemption" for all-time.
Yeley: Wow, look at you go! You came right up with those. Yeah, I'm a "40-year-old Virgin" guy for most recent -- but a favorite? That's a tough one. I watch a lot of old movies over and over -- and over. But the "Shawshank Redemption" is a good one, for sure. I know -- "Overboard."
Hamlin: Oh yeah -- that's a great one! With Goldie Hawn? That was awesome. That is a good one.
Yeley: And that is another embarrassing moment, right there, with that reaction.
8. Which star would you most like to hang out with, for a day?
Hamlin: Tommy Lee. You know, the old fly on the wall deal. Tommy Lee or Hugh Hefner -- take your pick.
Yeley: I don't think I can go there. Outdo that. A star, huh? What he came up with is pretty golden, right there.
Hamlin: Richard Simmons?
Yeley: That's pretty nice. Thanks. Would I have to? I mean -- I don't really feel like I have to go hang out with a star.
Hamlin: You are a star!
Yeley: I'd just like to go hang out with Denny Hamlin. Where would we go? Probably not where we're supposed to be. I might have to come back to that one.
Doesn't matter what it is, right?
Hamlin: Ron Jeremy.
Yeley: If you're going to be like that, why not hang out with Wilt Chamberlain?
Hamlin: Or Shawn Kemp.
Yeley: I'm still struggling, but I'd go hang out with Adam Sandler. His bulldog could chase my bulldog around -- I don't know.
10. What have you learned about yourself in the last year?
Yeley: I've learned that I have way more patience than I thought I could ever have. Because the way my season's gone I should have at least beaten somebody up, quit, hung myself or slit a wrist -- something like that.
10 Questions: Rookies
2. What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Yeley: I tend to sneak a round of golf in without the wife knowing.
Hamlin: Ooh, not any more!
Yeley: She's not going to pay attention to this. But she probably knows, anyway -- and I just think I'm pulling the wool over her.
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Hamlin: I'm probably the biggest computer dork that you've ever met. That would probably be the biggest thing.
Yeley: But you still have all your "My Little Pony" stuff, too -- or did you get rid of all of that?
Hamlin: My Space?
Yeley: No -- My Little Pony and your Barbie dolls. You got all that stuff, still?
Hamlin: No, I don't have any of that stuff. I did have some Cabbage Patch dolls, though, when I was a kid.
Yeley: No.
Hamlin: They are worth some money, now.
Yeley: Stop recording! Stop recording! He can't answer what his most embarrassing moment was, and then he admits he had Cabbage Patch dolls as a kid?
4. What are your favorite recent movie and your favorite all-time flick?
Hamlin: It'd be "Wedding Crashers" for the recent, and "Shawshank Redemption" for all-time.
Yeley: Wow, look at you go! You came right up with those. Yeah, I'm a "40-year-old Virgin" guy for most recent -- but a favorite? That's a tough one. I watch a lot of old movies over and over -- and over. But the "Shawshank Redemption" is a good one, for sure. I know -- "Overboard."
Hamlin: Oh yeah -- that's a great one! With Goldie Hawn? That was awesome. That is a good one.
Yeley: And that is another embarrassing moment, right there, with that reaction.
8. Which star would you most like to hang out with, for a day?
Hamlin: Tommy Lee. You know, the old fly on the wall deal. Tommy Lee or Hugh Hefner -- take your pick.
Yeley: I don't think I can go there. Outdo that. A star, huh? What he came up with is pretty golden, right there.
Hamlin: Richard Simmons?
Yeley: That's pretty nice. Thanks. Would I have to? I mean -- I don't really feel like I have to go hang out with a star.
Hamlin: You are a star!
Yeley: I'd just like to go hang out with Denny Hamlin. Where would we go? Probably not where we're supposed to be. I might have to come back to that one.
Doesn't matter what it is, right?
Hamlin: Ron Jeremy.
Yeley: If you're going to be like that, why not hang out with Wilt Chamberlain?
Hamlin: Or Shawn Kemp.
Yeley: I'm still struggling, but I'd go hang out with Adam Sandler. His bulldog could chase my bulldog around -- I don't know.
10. What have you learned about yourself in the last year?
Yeley: I've learned that I have way more patience than I thought I could ever have. Because the way my season's gone I should have at least beaten somebody up, quit, hung myself or slit a wrist -- something like that.
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