maveness: (NASCAR - Done Blowed Up)
( Aug. 30th, 2006 11:40 am)
Aw hell. I've gone and fallen in love with JJ Yeley.

10 Questions: Rookies

2. What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

Yeley: I tend to sneak a round of golf in without the wife knowing.

Hamlin: Ooh, not any more!

Yeley: She's not going to pay attention to this. But she probably knows, anyway -- and I just think I'm pulling the wool over her.

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Hamlin: I'm probably the biggest computer dork that you've ever met. That would probably be the biggest thing.

Yeley: But you still have all your "My Little Pony" stuff, too -- or did you get rid of all of that?

Hamlin: My Space?

Yeley: No -- My Little Pony and your Barbie dolls. You got all that stuff, still?

Hamlin: No, I don't have any of that stuff. I did have some Cabbage Patch dolls, though, when I was a kid.

Yeley: No.

Hamlin: They are worth some money, now.

Yeley: Stop recording! Stop recording! He can't answer what his most embarrassing moment was, and then he admits he had Cabbage Patch dolls as a kid?


4. What are your favorite recent movie and your favorite all-time flick?

Hamlin: It'd be "Wedding Crashers" for the recent, and "Shawshank Redemption" for all-time.

Yeley: Wow, look at you go! You came right up with those. Yeah, I'm a "40-year-old Virgin" guy for most recent -- but a favorite? That's a tough one. I watch a lot of old movies over and over -- and over. But the "Shawshank Redemption" is a good one, for sure. I know -- "Overboard."

Hamlin: Oh yeah -- that's a great one! With Goldie Hawn? That was awesome. That is a good one.

Yeley: And that is another embarrassing moment, right there, with that reaction.

8. Which star would you most like to hang out with, for a day?

Hamlin: Tommy Lee. You know, the old fly on the wall deal. Tommy Lee or Hugh Hefner -- take your pick.

Yeley: I don't think I can go there. Outdo that. A star, huh? What he came up with is pretty golden, right there.

Hamlin: Richard Simmons?

Yeley: That's pretty nice. Thanks. Would I have to? I mean -- I don't really feel like I have to go hang out with a star.

Hamlin: You are a star!

Yeley: I'd just like to go hang out with Denny Hamlin. Where would we go? Probably not where we're supposed to be. I might have to come back to that one.

Doesn't matter what it is, right?

Hamlin: Ron Jeremy.

Yeley: If you're going to be like that, why not hang out with Wilt Chamberlain?

Hamlin: Or Shawn Kemp.

Yeley: I'm still struggling, but I'd go hang out with Adam Sandler. His bulldog could chase my bulldog around -- I don't know.

10. What have you learned about yourself in the last year?

Yeley: I've learned that I have way more patience than I thought I could ever have. Because the way my season's gone I should have at least beaten somebody up, quit, hung myself or slit a wrist -- something like that.
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maveness: (NASCAR - Inside Joke Ellyut)
( Aug. 30th, 2006 02:20 pm)
1 ENTIRE can of Coke

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My lap

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Many jokes about incontinence
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maveness: (Bad girl)
( Aug. 30th, 2006 05:09 pm)
Dear band on the first floor,

Fire the male vocalist and stick with the female. That version of "Black Velvet" was fine, but there is NO excuse for butchering "Seven Bridges Road". It's a song all about the harmony! Unless you can harmonize, don't sing it!
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