American Idol - ANTM

( American Idol: I so called it )

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( America's Next Top Model )

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Random question:

Is there anything going on in the world that I need to know about? Because local news seems to have forgotten there are more news stories than American Idol and the Duke Lacrosse Rape Case. (You think I joke? I kid you not! I could tell you EVERYTHING you want to know about Kellie's grandpa or Chris's stepkids or timestamps on pictures or ATM receipts, but god forbid there be news that's more inclusive than those two stories.)

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You Tube is making my afternoon interesting.

Nastiest crash I've ever seen.

Most entertaining crash.

Take that back, this might be the worst wreck. Those suckers are supposed to be better than THAT.

Flipping at Talladega

Nasty Bodine wreck

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There's this Driven to Win video of Jamie Mac up on TrackPass at NASCAR.com. Old footage of Jamie from last season talking about not being an athlete of any sort (he wrestled in school - him and Harvick I'm dying here). There's footage of the Jamie/Anna Kournikova v. Ellyut/whoever tennis matchup. Holy cow I'm giggling, because Elliott and Jamie were being goofy with one another.

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Jamie walking around on his side of the court. Elliott hollers something about Jamie being as tall as the net.

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Jamie tries to distract Elliott with booty shaking. You think I'm making this up? It was actual booty shaking. Dancing. Anna got in on it too. Elliott looked like he was just standing there staring.

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After being sent to the sidelines for sucking at tennis, Elliott starts talking about how their sucking meant they "got delegated to being ball boy".

Jamie: "Delegated? That's a pretty big word. Where'd you learn that?"
Elliott: "Aw, I saw it on TV last night."

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Cat and Rooster - Best Friends

(I had a hard time not typing "Breast Friends".)

That's seriously adorable, especially where the cat sleeps UNDER the chicken's wing.