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Funny tabloid type gossip that makes me clutch my sides and try not to cry from the laughter: Is Chandra Johnson having an affair with Nick Lachey?

So why should you care?

Well, Extra "broke" this "story". Which is amusing in and of itself, as they apparently did very little research. Of course it's Nick, who is pretty much hated because he's a tool. (For those that have no clue who he is, soon to be former husband of Jessica Simpson, former boy band member, fairly lame...basically, ( this guy )

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Well, for everyone else, why are you supposed to care that this Chandra Johnson may be having an affair with a guy that's in the process of a divorce? Well, she's a NASCAR driver's wife (a driver that easily makes more than Nick, which isn't that hard). She's upscale New York, very posh, very much not the normal Nick Lachey type. ( See her upscalesness here. )

Pretty much a woman that has the look of "Can do so much better than that schmo".

Well, proving that tabloid mags suck at research, Extra decided to do a story on the two of them. (Chandra actually being an "unknown blonde", as pretty much any sports wife is unrecognizable to the paparazzi.) OMG! Nick with another woman! Recently! She's wearing a wedding ring!

See the picture that was so "incriminating" here.

The fun part? The man between Chandra and Nick? Her husband. *snicker* See the unibrow? Kind of hard to miss. (Sorry for the unibrow - Jimmie was a little late on the waxing.) Proving their unbelievable stupidity, Extra managed to miss out on the fact that Chandra was there with her husband, Nick was their guest at the race that weekend, and Nick had his own date. *snerk*

So that was my fun mocking of tabloids for the day. Or possibly the year. Mainly because it's so dang funny that the husband is in the pic and yet it's all about the pseudo-celebrity with some other man's wife.

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March Madness

Of the bad: When you have Seton Hall in the title game and they lose in the first round. (They were PIRATES though! Only a devil can beat a pirate for evilness!)

Of the good: When you have Northwestern beating Iowa, and they do, and you're the only person in the office that does have them. Ha! Double ha! (Plus? Those boys running around screaming and yelling was funny.)

Just cause it's March Madness, I'm using a River icon.

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(Side note: My pretty blue iRiver comes next Wednesday. I feel I should name it. So, NASCAR-related name, Superman-related name, Firefly-related name, Supernatural-related name, or something out of the blue and southern? Ex. My car is named Junebug. This being because 1) it is the color of a june bug and 2) that was DW's nickname for Junior for a couple of seasons there.)

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Dr. Who tonight! I swore to my dad that I'd watch it, so he and I can counteract all the American Idol talk with Dr. Who talk.