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Phones won't stop ringing.

Weather is nasty as hell, and I swear, if one more person acts surprised we're here when they're calling for someone, I'll smack them through the phone.

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( That NASCAR SLash thingy )

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Randomness - did you know if you have a free account you can now have 6 userpics? You're no longer limited to three!

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More randomness - If Richard Simmons slept with a dark-haired supermodel (female - go with me here and suspend belief), and they had two sons, those sons would be Kenny Wallace and Michael Waltrip. Just sayin.

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Even more randomness - Four Vikings charged with bawdy boat party. Who else thought that the Vikings of old were trying to catch up to pirates for bawdy partying?

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They're repaving Talladega after the spring race. From this we should infer that they're aiming to guarantee Ellyut tumbles. Can we just strap wings to the car already?

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Wrecks in 2005: USA Today has some stats and articles about wrecks in 2005 Nextel Cup races, the drivers with the most wrecks:

Drivers with the highest accident rate (minimum of 30 races)

Name %.

#15-Michael Waltrip 52.8%
#97-Kurt Busch 50.0%
#43-Jeff Green 47.2%
#9-Kasey Kahne 44.4%
#10-Scott Riggs 41.7%
#07-Dave Blaney 38.9%
#88-Dale Jarrett 38.9%
#8-Dale Earnhardt Jr. 38.9%
#22-Scott Wimmer 38.9%
#38-Elliott Sadler 36.1%

Ouch. Five of the ten are my boys. OUCH.