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Because I love random NASCAR facts and after yesterday, so totally had to share:
1. Tony Stewart is claustrophobic.
2. Elliott Sadler kisses like a hoover.
Number one makes you wonder how the hell he drives a race car. Number two just makes you want to curl up in a fetal position and laugh hysterically.
(The coworker that told me number two - she's been told this by two different women who dated him, independently of one another - thought that would shatter an illusion. It actually takes away the ceiling trauma. LOL Don't ask why. It's got something to do with the giant golden retriever image.)
(I would also like to note that I have yet to kiss a guy that didn't kiss like a hoover or kiss sloppy. It's one or the other. Even the one guy who was damn good at the kissing was slightly hooverish. It's the initial excitement of the kissing thing. When they're trying to figure out if it'll lead to sex.)
1. Tony Stewart is claustrophobic.
2. Elliott Sadler kisses like a hoover.
Number one makes you wonder how the hell he drives a race car. Number two just makes you want to curl up in a fetal position and laugh hysterically.
(The coworker that told me number two - she's been told this by two different women who dated him, independently of one another - thought that would shatter an illusion. It actually takes away the ceiling trauma. LOL Don't ask why. It's got something to do with the giant golden retriever image.)
(I would also like to note that I have yet to kiss a guy that didn't kiss like a hoover or kiss sloppy. It's one or the other. Even the one guy who was damn good at the kissing was slightly hooverish. It's the initial excitement of the kissing thing. When they're trying to figure out if it'll lead to sex.)
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I now have Gary Allan's CD in my hands. Listening to it on repeat on the computer. Actually, listening to "Best I Ever Had" on repeat.
There'll be writing tonight!
There'll be writing tonight!
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