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I repeat for anyone and everyone...
Go see Madagascar. *nods* Tis good. And funny. Penguins!
ETA: My obsession with the penguins is such that I now have a Penguins desktop wallpaper (alas poor Batman, we knew you well) and a new sig in my email (bye bye Michel!).
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I am mad at Junior. Would like five minutes alone with him to do non-naughty spankings. Damn you Junior! No taking out the teammates!
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Was traumatized by grandparents this weekend. I vow to never have sex again.
Hugged grandmother goodbye at family cookout. Commented that hugging her made me feel inadequate, because she's far more blessed than me. (Really, when a woman in her mid-70s has double D's that don't sag? You'd feel jealous too.) She replied that she didn't get those until later in life (hey, it's not like I'm going to get big boobs later in life, so that argument holds no water with me). My grandfather then says "You could say they were hand-raised."
*traumatized*
Naturally I shared that one with everyone else after much squealing about trauma. Only my uncle thought to point out that my grandfather probably didn't mean it quite like it sounded. I don't care. It's sex. And my grandparents. Ew!!!!!
Go see Madagascar. *nods* Tis good. And funny. Penguins!
ETA: My obsession with the penguins is such that I now have a Penguins desktop wallpaper (alas poor Batman, we knew you well) and a new sig in my email (bye bye Michel!).
***
I am mad at Junior. Would like five minutes alone with him to do non-naughty spankings. Damn you Junior! No taking out the teammates!
***
Was traumatized by grandparents this weekend. I vow to never have sex again.
Hugged grandmother goodbye at family cookout. Commented that hugging her made me feel inadequate, because she's far more blessed than me. (Really, when a woman in her mid-70s has double D's that don't sag? You'd feel jealous too.) She replied that she didn't get those until later in life (hey, it's not like I'm going to get big boobs later in life, so that argument holds no water with me). My grandfather then says "You could say they were hand-raised."
*traumatized*
Naturally I shared that one with everyone else after much squealing about trauma. Only my uncle thought to point out that my grandfather probably didn't mean it quite like it sounded. I don't care. It's sex. And my grandparents. Ew!!!!!
