Monday morning ow

Will someone tell my hip that I'm not 80? Oh, and tell my stomach to get over it, the hamburger last night and this morning's ibuprofen are *not* grounds for revolting.

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Yesterday's NASCAR race was incredible. Jimmie is one of my boys, but I am a sucker for a great finish. So...yay Flipper!!!!

Points Standings

1. Jimmie Johnson

Love your driving ability babe, but lesson learned...don't move up the track to try and block when your car hasn't been running up there. The tracks tend to bite various Hendrick cars, just with varying degrees of severity.

10. Jamie McMurray

Okay, can we remember to stay in the top 10 this year?

11. Kevin Harvick

Hon, Jimmie is up, not down. Get your directions right.

15. Dale Jarrett

DJ! *floves*

24. Kyle Petty

Kyle, I thought we had a deal here. I put your sticker on my car, you actually have a competitive year.

26. Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Mikey's laughing at you right now.

27. Michael Waltrip

Seven! At this rate, by the end of the year you'll be the top DEI driver. Not like it's going to be *hard* or anything.

28. Kasey Kahne

An improvement. Now, keep on consistently being top ten. You should really be up there with Jamie.

41. Bill Elliott

There's something so wrong about the fact that you've only been in two races, and you still have a better record than some of the field fillers.

51. Kenny Wallace

I have hope for you Kenny!

Spreading the info

Vote now!

In the stupid Fox Sports hot driver poll, for some reason, in the head to head battle between Tony Stewart and Kevin Harvick...Tony is winning. It's still close enough to rig. Folks, take bubblesbrnaid's advice, and go vote for Harvick. Because, hairlines aside, Harvick is way hotter.

And really, the only reason Tony is winning is because all the macho NASCAR fans want to see one of their own get some recognition.

Pimpin

My pimp of the month:

Anna Nalick

Love her!

Is traumatized

Signs that 80s music and friends' lists sometimes do not mix well...

Thanks to the radio and reading my friends' list, and just found myself singing...

"She's my chiri_chan."

*facepalm*

Considering the connection to SV fandom, the pie reference is even funnier.