Obligatory NASCAR post

*points and giggles*

The Pits Online

*snicker*

Could they have at least done me a favor? Could they have made that a bet between Jimmie and Kevin, instead of Jimmie and Vickers? Hee!

Oh god.

Power Rankings: Yeah, A NASCAR Thing

Jeff Gordon: Ryan Newman had the quote of the week about Jeff Gordon: “He hit me hard enough to jack the rear end up off the ground and spin the rear tires. Obviously he had more horsepower than he could handle.”

*coughchokesputter*

Even NASCAR.com is trying to get all slashy with Newman this week! What the hell?

Ryan Newman: Geez. Gordon picked Newman’s car straight off the ground there, which isn’t easy to do, since Newman does not weigh 125 pounds.

Seriously, do they *need* to keep emphasizing the bad imagery?

Elliott Sadler: He listed as 20:1 at several casinos in Vegas, which befuddled us, since he was so strong all weekend. But we figured the casino probably got him and Hermie mixed up.

Oohhhh. It's not like they're the same height or anything.

Scott Riggs: His teammate, Boris Said, actually has a fan club called the Said Head Fan Club. You simply can't make this stuff up.

Oh yeah, I'm *totally* ready to join that club.

Sterling Marlin: Actual conversation overheard this weekend: “Sterling is driving for FitzBradhsaw this weekend -- pro bono -- but don’t say pro bono around Sterling, because he’ll think you’re talking about Cher’s ex-husband.”

Burn!