Okay folks, hunt the dish

I need American Idol scoopage.

Seems Mario Vasquez is out, Nikko is in (yay!), and all the explanation I saw on the news was "Mario has elected to leave the show." What, is there a new clause that says they can leave now? Why didn't Jasmine/Ryan Starr have that option?

Come on people, those of you that know where to look...what's the real story?

Interesting dreaming

Had a dream last night that was odd.

Dreamed Harvick got fired as driver of the 29. I found this out after running into him in a (apparently unisex) bathroom. Ran into him there (he was taller than I thought), because the bathroom wasn't busy, he stood out...but I was nice and didn't go up to him. Gave him his space.

Outside of the bathroom in some food court area I came across Delana having a meal with Junior (except it wasn't really Junior...something I just knew upon waking up, plus the fact that I didn't have my normal visceral reaction to Junior). Seems Harvick getting fired meant Delana had left him.

Would you believe I hightailed it back to that bathroom as fast as possible to get to Harvick? And the dang bathroom was full of groupies. *sigh* But he winked at me in my dream.

Plus his hair was good. And highlighted. *shrugs* I don't know.

Points Standings

The status of the points standings for my drivers.*

1. Jimmie Johnson

Not surprising really, considering I think almost everyone expects him to win the championship this year. Even me. And as much as I dislike Gordon...Jimmie is just a fantastic driver.

8. Kevin Harvick

*deadpans* Notice how he keeps heading up the bracket toward Jimmie?

11. Dale Jarrett

This isn't far off where he stood last year at the end. Here's hoping he only moves up.

14. Jamie McMurray

There were jokes about him not blowdrying his hair on Sunday. Let's hope his hair is the only thing flat this year, and not his driving.

16. Kyle Petty

This is a sign. Of the Apocalypse, of hell freezing over, of something.

27. Dale Earnhardt Jr.

*raises eyebrow* Babe, you did it to yourself this week. The rest of the time...totally a DEI engine issue.

35. Michael Waltrip

On the plus side, Junior being in 27th while you're 35th means you're secure for another year in the 15. This is obviously a car issue, not a driver issue.

38. Kasey Kahne

Bless you Kasey but...what the hell? Get your ass moving! Forward!

50. Bill Elliott

I predict, sad as it may seem, that he will not finish the year last.



* My drivers is defined as the nine drivers on the back of my car. Their stickers, not the guys themselves. Believe me, if I had the men, I'd be a rich bitch who wouldn't be spending all day online. Oh, who am I kidding, no matter how much money I had, I'd be online all day.

For the purpose of...

What good is being evil if you don't commit to it?

( Hormonal NASCAR slash drabble )

Be afraid

Be very afraid.

I have reached dangerous levels of horny, silly and hyper.

I blame spring fever, NASCAR, and all the folks on my friends' list who enable the insanity.