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"It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness." - Cicero
Whee! Power Rankings!
Kurt Busch: You've been pretty good since the Chase started. If you really want some insurance for the title, have your brother enter the Martinsville race and block Junior in the pits. And really, all it would take would be driving without a helmet. The ears alone are good for creating drafting issues.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Dale Jr. is 24 points behind Busch, which means his fans are scanning eBay for riot gear. A *real* Junior fan can make his/her own riot gear. And paint it red.
Joe Nemechek: He scored back to back Bud Poles for the first time in his career. Then he scored back to back top fives for the first time in his career. And you thought Kevin Federline had fun this month. I am truly afraid of the fact that the guys at NASCAR.com *know* who Kevin Federline is. In fact, I'm scared by the fact that *I* know who Kevin Federline is.
Ryan Newman: First, he got tires from Brendan Gaughan. Then he got his paint and sheet metal. Now if he could get all the cool "Gone" jokes from Gaughan and actually *leave*, I'd be happy.
Jeremy Mayfield: As long as he wins each of the last five races and leads the most laps in each, he should be OK for the title as long as the top nine drop a bunch of cuss bombs in every event. Don’t laugh. It could happen. No it couldn't. It would require Tony Stewart to actually *make* it on TV every week, and that's not going to happen.
Jimmie Johnson: Thank God no one used “How Sweep It Is” as a headline. Talk about puke. That’s almost as old as “Junior Achievement.” Are 8 year old boys writing this thing?
Sterling Marlin: So he’s got Tony Glover as his crew chief again. Both of them are Tennesseans, which means they can’t claim to have a communication problem if they run bad.
Kurt Busch: You've been pretty good since the Chase started. If you really want some insurance for the title, have your brother enter the Martinsville race and block Junior in the pits. And really, all it would take would be driving without a helmet. The ears alone are good for creating drafting issues.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Dale Jr. is 24 points behind Busch, which means his fans are scanning eBay for riot gear. A *real* Junior fan can make his/her own riot gear. And paint it red.
Joe Nemechek: He scored back to back Bud Poles for the first time in his career. Then he scored back to back top fives for the first time in his career. And you thought Kevin Federline had fun this month. I am truly afraid of the fact that the guys at NASCAR.com *know* who Kevin Federline is. In fact, I'm scared by the fact that *I* know who Kevin Federline is.
Ryan Newman: First, he got tires from Brendan Gaughan. Then he got his paint and sheet metal. Now if he could get all the cool "Gone" jokes from Gaughan and actually *leave*, I'd be happy.
Jeremy Mayfield: As long as he wins each of the last five races and leads the most laps in each, he should be OK for the title as long as the top nine drop a bunch of cuss bombs in every event. Don’t laugh. It could happen. No it couldn't. It would require Tony Stewart to actually *make* it on TV every week, and that's not going to happen.
Jimmie Johnson: Thank God no one used “How Sweep It Is” as a headline. Talk about puke. That’s almost as old as “Junior Achievement.” Are 8 year old boys writing this thing?
Sterling Marlin: So he’s got Tony Glover as his crew chief again. Both of them are Tennesseans, which means they can’t claim to have a communication problem if they run bad.
It's all ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
medie's fault.
I just spent 20 minutes scrolling through![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
rda_daily because of all the pretty Richard Dean Anderson. Okay, he's not pretty. He's manly. But nice to look at.
I was a bit surprised by the lack of snarky looks. That's my favorite look on him. Snarky and pissed.
But yeah, blame any overload of Richard Dean Anderson or Jack onmedie. Because she pointed the way (in a roundabout way *g*).
medie's fault. I just spent 20 minutes scrolling through
rda_daily because of all the pretty Richard Dean Anderson. Okay, he's not pretty. He's manly. But nice to look at.I was a bit surprised by the lack of snarky looks. That's my favorite look on him. Snarky and pissed.
But yeah, blame any overload of Richard Dean Anderson or Jack on
medie. Because she pointed the way (in a roundabout way *g*)..