Because it's Friday...

We need FUN!!!

The local television and radio stations are giving us the day off from hard news by it being All Tasia - All The Time. She's in town for a couple of days. So the highlights...

Tasia cried from the time her plane landed yesterday until she went to her mom's house last night.

She missed "real trees".

She got to go to a dance class with little kids, who asked her things like "Do you know my mama?" and "Are you my cousin?"

She had Simon have a sort of...relationship? After the show, when he's headed to leave, he says "Bye Big Lips", she yells "Simon!" and then sucks her lips in.

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Fun linkage.

Murphy In The Morning

That's a link for a local radio show. Click on the link. Then click on the Murphy in the Morning banner at the top of the page. Check out the Vault of Comedy on the left had side of the page. There's just loads to giggle over. The White Trash Rap is amusing (it's really funny to me, but then again, I'm from the South). The Fantasia Is A Slut is indicative of the crazy that sometimes goes on when people think they know folks on TV.

If you click for more of the comedy, make sure to check out Debbie J. Westmoreland. That one is a scream. And if I remember correctly, Tom Brokaw doing Hot In Here was hysterical too.

ACHOOO

I've been pulled into a major filing project. I currently can't feel my nose. The sneezing? Fun.

*sniffle*

And I have cramps from hell. Yippeee!

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Preakness tomorrow! Go Smarty Jones! Except I'll be taping it since I'll be in D.C. all day. WWII Memorial folks. I have a feeling the rampant sobbing will come into play, either for me or my grandmother.

But 12 hours on a bus with old people. Kill me now.

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( I never did post about Forsaken, but here are two things about Smallville not related to any of the male leads )

Help!

*runs into room*

Okay, in the midst of the filing I finally caved and decided my big delimma needs to be brought to LJ.

I have a friend who's getting married. I only got the invitation to her shower this past week, and the shower is Sunday. I've gotten her a couple of things (a necklace I made, silky little nightie, a wall-hanging thing that's Happiness in Japanese).

But our big joke, since age 12, was that the only person good enough for her was a saint. She's sweet and naive and...well, a saint really is about the only person good enough for her. Imagine the laughter when she told me her man was Catholic.

Anyway, I have to find something that plays into that. I have to. Of course I need a bit of something else for the bag too, something that's for him too (besides the nightie).

So...help!