Because it's all about me.

I'm sorry folks, but I don't have a funny message on my cell phone. I'm not that talented. *Snerk* Hey, I love technology, but it took me two years to figure out how to check the damn voicemail on the thing.

So anyway, because I want to be special too (okay, just more special than I already am), I'm putting up my cell phone number for the whole phone message thing. Because it's fun. And I want messages. And ultimatemother has me really curious about what timian sounds like now.

Again, it's all about me.

336-460-0275

Of course my cell phone will be *off* all day, since I'm at work, but please! Leave me messages so that I may squee!

My head. It hurts.

*snicker*

Okay, your man totally bit it on Sunday? Unless you suddenly converted to NASCAR, I'm clueless (spent the evening at a family dinner, so I didn't get to watch any TV). Hee. *tries to stop giggling* sullivanlane leaves a great cryptic message.

Let's see how the day goes.

So far...

Dropped my car off at the mechanic's.

Got locked out of the office building this morning.

Got a voicemail from Sully (yay!).

Emailed the office about the three people who haven't turned in their timesheets.

Got snotty email from boss asking who all had software problems on their computers (which she knew yesterday was a problem on hers).

Replied that she was the only one.

Her reponse: "Get my drift?"

My response: "There are 3 other people in this office that the software doesn't work on their computers."

Waiting to see if I'll have a job by the end of the day.

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[In Eddie Murphy voice]

365 bucks folks. Three hundred and sixty-five.

[end Eddie Murphy voice]

Whippee! My car will be fixed by 5:00 this evening for $365!

I'm all bouncy. My budget for fixing this problem was $441 (my federal income tax refund check, that I got on Saturday). So I came in under budget. Whee!

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Oh, and my job is very secure. The boss got very apologetic.

The Phone Thing

Okay, who's been playing in Batland? *giggle*

I swear, I have realized that apparently every female in fandom sounds exactly like Kat and Kathe on the phone. It's scary folks. You all sound alike!

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I tried to leave valentinemichel a message but...it didn't work! I couldn't even get the thing to *ring!* So Val, if there's no ring on your phone and it goes straight into voicemail with no message...I'm the heavy breather.

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For the other few who've gotten a message so far...Hee.

OMG, I'm going nuts

Y'all are trying to kill me. The mysterious bat woman is still taunting me (you taunter you), just_like_rogue and clannadlvr both left me messages (hee, one of you is already a NASCAR girl, and the other is being converted to at least enjoying snarky NASCAR commentary), and then I got two messages that are just killing me.

I love being serenaded. Especially with George Strait. And hon, you have a darn good singing voice. Hee. Sexy women folks. We got some sexy women in LJ-land.

And holy shit..."Get thee behind me Tom Welling. And hold me tight." In man voice. Holy...*thunk* We have men with *voices* in this fandom, yo. kmonkey *pokes* was that you? Man.

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Edited to add:

D'oh. *snicker* Um, that last one? Was my dear Val. I should have realized, because it's all about the porn! Hee.

I think the Bat one is drkcherry. Am I right? Hee. I was thinking along those lines from the beginning, but now I'm pretty darn sure. And you're right. This is the crack.

Dude, I got one from kmonkey too. I'm sure of it this time. Because there was talk of clones. And I swear, what do we feed the men in this fandom? Cause damn if it isn't pure testosterone or something. Deep voices!

And I got yet another mysterious one. Must listen to several more times to formulate a guess.

Lastly...I got a voicemail from rosenho! Hee. Cause really, there's no one else on earth it could have been. OMG. I'm loving my fandom right now.

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HEe! I got a phone message from Elaine! Yo, h2ogirl!. HEe

I'm saving all these things. Cause I'm gonna listen to them again later tonight (after peak time). I'm so weird.

And the other one I've since gotten...deeablo? Is that you, oh evil one? Sounds like your devilish voice, and there's mention of America's Next Top Model...although that could also mean it could be queenofalostart. I would say Kathe, because of the sneaky usage of a coworker's phone (Kat and Kathe would not get away with calling me and me not picking up, because I have you two *programmed*), but the whole message was relatively not as laughy/hyper as I would expect Kathe to be. Hee.

And really, all ya'll do sound a lot alike.