Look who's here and alive! Me! Me!
Atlanta happened. My mother is alive. We actually talked the entire way down (6 hours of talking, and that's considering it wasn't all me). And we talked about half the way back (when I wasn't sleeping).
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Casino night was interesting. My mother and I lost $50,000 each. Fake money folks, fake money. But mom did finally learn blackjack.
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The Elvis impersonator sucked ass on fast songs, but rocked on the slow songs. And dammit, I didn't get a scarf.
My mom and I did have a fun moment where we almost went up to Elvis to do extreme fangirling. I was going to scream and faint, and she was going to fan me. Then she wussed out.
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My mother saw my dirty side. *snerk* There was some booth where we traced and it had raised lines and...okay, it makes no sense unless you see it. But after we tried out this thing, we got a sticker that read "I Felt It".
Naturally I placed the sticker squarely between my boobs. I got three booths before mom saw it and told me to move the sticker in between giggles.
My mother *does* have a sense of humor.
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I don't suggest ever going for 3 days without a proper meal. Food was hideous at this convention. $2.75 for a 20 oz. Coke is way too much, for one thing. Plus any time we were served a meal, the caterer sucked ass.
So on Saturday, on our way home, we stopped at an Olive Garden to get a real meal. I was a happy, happy girl.
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Checking into the hotel was memorable. When we got on the elevator after checking in, my mother immediately commented that the desk clerk needed to reapply her lipstick, that it was weird that she'd have on such thick makeup and have worn off her lipstick like that.
I replied that I didn't notice that the lipstick was worn off, that I was paying more attention to the fact that those lips had received a bad collagen injection, and...well, the Adam's apple was an interesting thing too. My mom totally missed it. She's so innocent.
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I'm tired today and have tons of school work, so I don't know when I'll be on again. *sigh*
Atlanta happened. My mother is alive. We actually talked the entire way down (6 hours of talking, and that's considering it wasn't all me). And we talked about half the way back (when I wasn't sleeping).
***
Casino night was interesting. My mother and I lost $50,000 each. Fake money folks, fake money. But mom did finally learn blackjack.
***
The Elvis impersonator sucked ass on fast songs, but rocked on the slow songs. And dammit, I didn't get a scarf.
My mom and I did have a fun moment where we almost went up to Elvis to do extreme fangirling. I was going to scream and faint, and she was going to fan me. Then she wussed out.
***
My mother saw my dirty side. *snerk* There was some booth where we traced and it had raised lines and...okay, it makes no sense unless you see it. But after we tried out this thing, we got a sticker that read "I Felt It".
Naturally I placed the sticker squarely between my boobs. I got three booths before mom saw it and told me to move the sticker in between giggles.
My mother *does* have a sense of humor.
***
I don't suggest ever going for 3 days without a proper meal. Food was hideous at this convention. $2.75 for a 20 oz. Coke is way too much, for one thing. Plus any time we were served a meal, the caterer sucked ass.
So on Saturday, on our way home, we stopped at an Olive Garden to get a real meal. I was a happy, happy girl.
***
Checking into the hotel was memorable. When we got on the elevator after checking in, my mother immediately commented that the desk clerk needed to reapply her lipstick, that it was weird that she'd have on such thick makeup and have worn off her lipstick like that.
I replied that I didn't notice that the lipstick was worn off, that I was paying more attention to the fact that those lips had received a bad collagen injection, and...well, the Adam's apple was an interesting thing too. My mom totally missed it. She's so innocent.
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I'm tired today and have tons of school work, so I don't know when I'll be on again. *sigh*