Because I don't wanna do work. And there's work to do. So I'm stalling.
From North Carolina, dead center of the state (let's see how many people get confused by "dead center", *snerk*).
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks?
Creek (but it's pronounced similar to "crick")
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store/supermarket?
Shopping cart
3. A metal container to carry a meal in?
Lunchbox
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in?
Frying pan
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people?
Couch
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof?
Gutter
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening?
Porch. (but you have to specify whether it's front or back)
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages?
Coke (heh, everything's a Coke in my neck of the woods)
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup?
Pancakes
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself?
Sub
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach?
Bathing suit or trunks (or, at really bad beaches, the speedo Ewwwwww!)
12. Shoes worn for sports?
Tennis shoes
13. Putting a room in order?
Straightening up
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark?
Lightin' bug (have to pronounce it right)
15. The little insect arthropod that curls up into a ball?
A rolly-polly! Hee.
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down?
See-saw
17. How do you eat your pizza?
With my mouth? Um, toppings-wise we're talking pepperoni, sausage, hamburger, onions, green and red peppers, extra cheese...or pepperoni, sausage and extra sauce. But then again, we have a pizza place that's different from all others. Thin crust, square pieces, toppings to the ceiling, and the pepperoni is cubed. Best. pizza. ever.
And I don't eat crusts.
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Yard sale
19. What's the evening meal?
Dinner
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Basement
From North Carolina, dead center of the state (let's see how many people get confused by "dead center", *snerk*).
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks?
Creek (but it's pronounced similar to "crick")
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store/supermarket?
Shopping cart
3. A metal container to carry a meal in?
Lunchbox
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in?
Frying pan
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people?
Couch
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof?
Gutter
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening?
Porch. (but you have to specify whether it's front or back)
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages?
Coke (heh, everything's a Coke in my neck of the woods)
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup?
Pancakes
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself?
Sub
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach?
Bathing suit or trunks (or, at really bad beaches, the speedo Ewwwwww!)
12. Shoes worn for sports?
Tennis shoes
13. Putting a room in order?
Straightening up
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark?
Lightin' bug (have to pronounce it right)
15. The little insect arthropod that curls up into a ball?
A rolly-polly! Hee.
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down?
See-saw
17. How do you eat your pizza?
With my mouth? Um, toppings-wise we're talking pepperoni, sausage, hamburger, onions, green and red peppers, extra cheese...or pepperoni, sausage and extra sauce. But then again, we have a pizza place that's different from all others. Thin crust, square pieces, toppings to the ceiling, and the pepperoni is cubed. Best. pizza. ever.
And I don't eat crusts.
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Yard sale
19. What's the evening meal?
Dinner
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Basement