NASCAR and you know...shit

Channeling my inner redneck at the moment. That means I feel the need to cuss and use improper grammar.

Rundown of last week's race was on the news this morning. Big whoop. It's Tuesday. What haven't we heard by Tuesday.

*g*

Well, apparently the big news is that Matt Kenseth managed to open up a can of whoopass.

Unfortunately, he opened it on himself.

Seems that his not so clean pass of Junior in the last laps of Sunday's race (where he sideswiped Junior, knocking him from 4th to 7th - a move that is not illegal, but means his ass is grass) really ticked off Junior.

As Junior said, it ain't gonna bother him any when Kenseth happens to hit the wall. *g* Heh, heh, heh. Hey, Kenseth, that's a big ole bullseye you painted on your ass.

It's kind of fun when they get pissed at each other. Lots of bumping and banging, trading paint, sparking. Junior being criminal, to quote plum_evil. Granted, she hasn't really had a chance to see him act up yet. He's behaved so far this season.

Girl, we're getting ready to get us a show. yay!

Thus ends my momentary decent into redneckville.

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Galadriel

Possessing a rare combination of wisdom and humility, while serenely dominating your environment you selflessly use your powers to care for others.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.


You know what? Interesting, and on some of the finer points, I might agree...but weird.

Reminder

For those of you that are bored with summer television and in dire need of something new and refreshing, a reminder that tonight is the only decent night on television all summer long.

At 9:00 tonight, on UPN can be found the extremely funny, extremely thin, extremely overwrought, extremely divaish America's Next Top Model. Tonight is the episode where there is much concern over whether or not Elyse is in fact anorexic - or just the perfect model. Folks, I'm telling you. Models. In close living quarters. It's high on the laughter. (In upcoming weeks we get stalkers and nude photo shoots. Plus haute coture. And dating in Paris. You know, all of the normal travails of being a supermodel.)

If you want cute snarky men with weird dogs, at 9:00 on FOX can be found Keen Eddie. He's hot. And snarky. And slightly adorable.

So choose one or the other. Or choose both and tape one while watching the other. Either way it works.