I am a glutton for punishment. I could sit here all day and tell you what my "type" of guy is, and it would be not much like what I end up attracted to.
I was doing some filing and chatting with a boss, and it was after our chat that I realized something. While I may say I'm attracted to a certain type, the reality is that the last few times I've actually been attracted to a guy, he's been a type, but not the type I usually look for.
Okay, first let me say that the boss I was chatting with fits the type I find myself attracted to (and I am attracted to him). The type is always older than me, although he could be close in age or quite a bit older (and I'm basing this on three guys in particular where I was very, very attracted to them). In the looks department they have nothing in common, except that they're not lean, a bit meatier. They all had self-depricating senses of humor. Were intelligent. Quick wit. Very normal guys. In fact they were very much a guy's guy. And they were all very snarky. And oddly enough, very monogomous. And the last two were into innuendo a lot too and were very direct. Gah.
Hell. Damn it. The only places I've ever been able to meet guys like this and not be put off by them? At work. Which is a bad place to meet guys unless you work in some big giant corporation with lots of departments.
I am so screwed. Or not as the case may be.
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A coworker got flowers this afternoon and cracked us all up with her reaction. She was at lunch when they arrived. The boyfriend actually brought them. When she came back, she goes trotting around the corner to her desk, chatting away with someone, catches sight of the flowers and yells "Oh my god!" The whole office heard her. Cracked us up. She grabs, the phone and starts dialing the boyfriend, all the while alternating between "oh my god" and "that son of a bitch."
*g* And the arrangement? 11 roses, 10 of which were red, with one yellow, and mini-roses, in varying colors of red, pink, white, pale pink, yellow, and a reddish orange. Very pretty arrangement. He picked out all of the flowers to be put in.
All she had gotten him was a card. And he's cooking her dinner. Let's just say we had a good laugh at her expense. But at least he's a very, very romantic guy.