Okay...so there's this site.

www.asiaflash.com/names/love_name.shtml

Something to do with astrology and names. Your love patterns and all. So I took it, just to see. Well. Let's just say it would explain a lot if I believed in astrology.

My love affairs according to my first name

• In the sentimental field, you are more cerebral than instinctive. Indeed, you value friendship more than you do love, and it's why an amorous friendship suits you much better than a love relation which is real and in conformity with tradition.

• Nothing is worse for you than a humdrum life without surprises. You get bored very quickly, and it's why you readily adopt certain eccentric attitudes in order to prove to yourself and others that you don't let yourself stagnate in routine. Therefore, your faithfulness in love is rather shaky. By advocating love without constraints and the suppression of taboos, you are certainly likely to scare off some suitors!

How to pick me up according to my name.

• Among all first names here's undoubtedly the most difficult one to conquer! Under her libertarian and indifferent airs, this idealist indeed has a very high idea of love.

• Look out! She can easily let herself be drawn into a love affair, but this will not prevent her from going away quietly the next morning as though nothing had happened, and from treating you thereafter as a friend, not as a lover at all!

My sexual fantasms

• You have the most original, the most weird and the most scandalous fantasms. Indeed, it's very difficult to shock you. In your reveries, everything is possible - except that you have no taste for the morbid and the pernicious. No, your imaginative frenzies, even though they often cross the frontiers of the forbidden, are always accompanied by a good dose of tenderness and respect for the others. In your fantasms, there is love between many persons, there's also love between men or between women. But such scenarios are by no means depraved. What's important for you is to meet together, to love together, even though this may disturb conventional people.

• The man of your dreams is a rebel, a revolter, a freedom fighter. Your senses can flare up only in an atmosphere of revolt or revolution, of struggle for changing the world. But your fantasms can also be more serene - you succumb to all pacifists, to those who struggle to improve the world, to ecologist militants. Your fantasmic man is a lawyer roaming the world for Amnesty International, a surgeon operating in refugee camps, or a well-digger helping the peasants in the Sahel. Evidently, you're often sensitive to epopees of the future - the hero of a space ship has everything to make you dream. If he seizes you in the alleyways of his ship, your ecstasies will rapidly become cosmic!

My life as a spouse

• You are by no means a fanatic of marriage. You're even against it at times! To you, social rules have no real meaning, and only freedom can allow true love to bloom.

• You can perfectly live many years with a mate without going to the altar. But, when your first child is born, you'll feel obliged to reconsider the situation. And, if your beloved one insists, you end up agreeing to legalize your union.


I have never laughed so damn hard in my life. Oh my word. While much of it can be applied to me (I am a very choosy person and have high ideals of love) I do not have a loathing of the institute of marriage. My god, I personally would never live with a guy before marriage. But I do believe in the best friend ideal. My parents are best friends. So were my grandparents. I could settle for no less.
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