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[maveness]

Proving that life is what it is, I went to the unemployment office to find out what was up. First, apparently they prefer people sign up online, because the phone can cause a delay. (This is great to know. Unfortunately, online wouldn't let me sign up.)

So because of the delay, I have to call in tomorrow afternoon to see if it's cleared in their system yet. And if it hasn't, I have to go down there and sign up online. Lordy.

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Gilad hurt me something bad. If I didn't know better, I'd think I had some wild and crazy sex. My inner thighs are KILLING me.

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NASCAR Factoids

Okay, for the uninitiated (which actually may be several of you, since it's been several years, plus my opinions have altered slightly), I have a lot of drivers I love, a few I hate, several I don't want to even think about naked, those that are absolutely, positively straight (in my mind), etc. Feel free to ask about various ones, because I'm sure some will be shocking (I'm predicting the lists Carl's on to raise eyebrows). Really, I have my reasons. And pretty much anyone can work their way off a list or onto a list given some time. (Except the nekkid list. That's set in stone. Only additions for that thing.)

NASCAR drivers I don't even want to picture naked

1. Mark Martin
2. Kasey Kahne
3. Carl Edwards
4. Kyle Busch
5. Matt Kenseth

NASCAR drivers that rev my engine (in a dirty way)

1. Greg Biffle
2. Bobby Labonte
3. Jamie McMurray
4. AJ Allmendinger
5. Brian Vickers
6. Elliott Sadler

NASCAR straight drivers that are straight like a straight thing (in my mind, and believe me, this list used to be longer)

David Reutimann
Michael Waltrip
Kyle Busch
Jeff Burton
Marcos Ambrose
Sam Hornish, Jr.
Robby Gordon
Mark Martin

NASCAR drivers I hate

1. Joey Logano
2. Denny Hamlin
3. Carl Edwards
4. Kyle Busch (but only when he's being an ass or talking trash about Junior)

NASCAR drivers I love

Everyone else. (Okay, not everyone else, but I can root for pretty much anyone, especially if they haven't won in a while.)

Comments

[queenofalostart.livejournal.com]

Random, but related: Okay, so you know how they didn't put the drug testing rules into effect until this year? And that the rumor was because one of the Chasers had a little problem? I'm completely convinced that it's Denny. LOOK AT HOW SKINNY THAT BITCH GOT!

Also, Carl naked would probably be scary, only because he's work-out man. And Bobby can get naked ANY TIME HE WANTS!

[maveness.livejournal.com]

Hon, there were reportedly a couple of drivers that had to do some quick detox. I know for a fact that Reed is one of them, but my strong suspicion for a couple of years has been Denny. He went from precocious and loud-mouthed goof to quiet and skinny. Ain't no way he's not been playing in the nose candy.

Carl's shirtless magazine covers freaked me out. Mostly because that face does not go with that body in my mind.

Now Bobby, on the other hand, is a maaaaan. *eg*

[queenofalostart.livejournal.com]

Reed! Holy cats! He was a lot cuter in person than I thought when I saw him in NH years ago...poor kitten!

Aaaaannnd, yes, Denny is totally messing with the yayo.

Carl = butterface. :x

[maveness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Reed, if you'll notice, is chunking up a bit. *g* I think he's compensating with some food. (But yeah, kid was definitely the biggie into stuff.)

OMG, Carl is SUCH a butterface, bless his heart. (Granted, I actually like his face more than the bod, because Carl in the face because it just makes me think "guy next door".)

[queenofalostart.livejournal.com]

My problem with Carl has more to do with his hair, I think. It makes him look really severe. (That sentence made more sense in my head.)

Awwww, Reed. Cookies are much better than cocaine!

[maveness.livejournal.com]

Carl has a face like Ah-nold. Very craggy. Crags do not necessarily go with his hair (when he goes too short or lets it get too long).

[mainelorelei.livejournal.com]

I get why you wouldn't want to see Mark Kasey or Carl nekkid, but Matt? He's not...I mean he's pale but I highly doubt he's in Carl's league or is it the old nickname "The Mighty Kenseth"? ;)

So, does this mean you think Junior, Tony, Jeff G, Jimmie, Kurt B, Casey, Kasey, Jamie,Denny et all are NOT straight as straight can be?

Aww, even I don't hate Toasted Bread since he admitted he got moved up too quickly...

Lastly, I'm gonna do lists like these, I think!

[maveness.livejournal.com]

With Matt, I blame the Gatorade commercial. *g* I adore Matt, but nekkid...nope. Nope nope nope. LOL

Hee. All the rest, I can see ways to slash them. (Granted, that's not hard for me. Used to be that the list was way longer of guys that couldn't be slashed.)

I'm still bitter about Sliced Bread's entitlement attitude in the Nationwide Series. I think this is a good lesson for him (as long as Joe Gibbs realizes he screwed up things for Joey and lets him have more of a chance than just a couple of years). I also think it's a good lesson for owners. Funny thing is, Scott Speed was saying he was being moved up too fast *before* they dumped AJ in favor of him. Scott had better insight before Joey did. Hence my love for Scott.

[mainelorelei.livejournal.com]

LOl! I can understand that, but as I posted, I'll take my chances.

Ahhh, slash is a wonderful thing, isn't it? *WG*

That's how I felt about JPM when he got his ride a couple years ago. I think he's proven my point, but I'm trying very hard to give JL a chance, mostly because of his age, but also because I honestly like the guys with "attitude". If he develops the skills to back up his mouth, he'll probably join my favorites list, damn it. ;)

[autumndandelion.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised Mikey made the straight list.

1) Seriously, the guy has a mancrush on Kasey Kahne.

This is from Mikey's radio just this past Sunday, under the eighth caution:

Bootie asked, "Michael, did you see that 9 behind that 8? Did you happen to bear witness to that?"

Mikey said all he saw was a red car spinning in his mirror.

"Yeah, he was going to hit the 8 in the butt. I don't know how he turned right and made it stick that good, but it was pretty impressive."

"And he's beautiful."

Bootie laughed. "Yeah, he's cute."

THE DUDE HAS A MANCRUSH!!! He says things like "Kasey is as cute as a button" all the freaking time and has said, if he were a girl, he'd chase after him, and that he might chase after him anyway.

2) He has said the following about Tony Stewart: "He smells delicious, and I thought, what is that? And it's Old Spice."

3) He has referred to Jeff Gordon as "tight as a tiger."

He has said so, so many inappropriate things about his fellow drivers that I can't remember them all. He may be straight, but he's not "straight like a straight thing." He does admire the boys.

[maveness.livejournal.com]

LOL The funny thing about Mikey is...he plays a role. He loves being flamboyant. And I think that comes more from being a man who's very, very comfortable with his sexuality. But I've seen Elliott Sadler sort of play the role as well (to a lesser degree). (It's sort of like when Mikey plays the "I'm just a dumb hick" role when lord knows he's sharp as a tack. I have much respect for Mikey's brains.)

(See, I went out with a guy who used to write for NASCAR.com who told me some stories about Mikey because he and Mikey used to hang. I'm seeing signs that, since the ditching of Buffy, Mikey's heading back that direction. Which means if you ask, he'd probably whip it out to show you now. Seems that was something he looooved to do back in the day. Show off the goods.)

But I have to say, I think Kasey's beautiful. Like a pretty teenage girl. LOL

[mainelorelei.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute...Mikey ditched Buffy?? When did this happen?!?

[maveness.livejournal.com]

Oh they separated a good long while ago. Last year about this time maybe? Maybe a little later? I remember hearing the rumors and watching This Week In NASCAR very intently and his ring disappeared.

[mainelorelei.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll be damned. Makes me wonder about a rumor I read somewhere that she had a thing going with a former driver...

Mikey, free and on the loose? S C A R Y.

[maveness.livejournal.com]

You mean Buffy and DJ? The whole agreement there was purportedly that she got to play with DJ if he got to play with whoever he felt like. *g*

[mainelorelei.livejournal.com]

And what did DJ's wife get out of this? LOL!

Gah,sometimes, I think we hit closer to the truth than we realize. *g*

[maveness.livejournal.com]

She got him back when Buffy was done. LOL

[mainelorelei.livejournal.com]

ROFLOL! I could say something crude, but I'm betting you can imagine what I think of that. *WG*

[autumndandelion.livejournal.com]

Oh, also, for years, he said he went on a date with Steve Park. After a race, Steve said he wanted to show Mikey something. I don't remember all what they did, but they wound up going all over the place with each other. Mikey came back really late, and Buffy asked him what he'd been up to.

"I don't know, but I think I just went on a date with Steve Park," was his response.

He kept bringing it up any chance he got and embarrassing Steve.

[maveness.livejournal.com]

Now that is seriously freaking funny. LOL I can see Mikey doing that. He'll do anything that's funny, and making others uncomfortable? Totally funny.