Bug Eyed Dummy Tweets

• 22:15 Go Jimmie Johnson! (Everything I root for fails. So...) #
• 22:16 OMG, trying to survive. Got home just after green flag. Have to be up at 5 for work. Must. Stay. Awake. For race end. #
• 22:18 @deifire Hell, we should send virgins to Chad. Maybe that will completely bomb them. #
• 22:24 Coworkers are currently obsessed with the "fact" that i only date married men. #
• 22:24 Did you know saying "I don't feel comfortable dating coworkers" means "I only date married men"? I didn't. #
• 22:29 Go Carl Edwards! #
• 22:30 Go...um...come on ticker...Go Jeff Gordon or Bowyer! #
• 22:30 Come on kahne! You can do it Hamlin! #
• 22:32 When am I allowed to breathe and actually root for who I want to root for? Damn my cursing luck. #
• 22:33 COME ON REUT! (Finally. Final lap counts as okay to root, right?) #
• 22:34 Okay, TNT, guy finally gets to cross the finish line to win and you're paying him NO ATTENTION. The hell? #
• 22:34 Grown man crying. Hee! #
• 22:35 And Reut finally gets to do a burnout. Do a victory lap. Try really hard to get the flag that's just out of his reach. #
• 22:41 So the patchy facial works as a good luck charm for Reutimann. Hee! #
• 22:43 The pure T NASCAR fan in me needed this race. I needed the dorky underdog win. It restores my faith that given a good day, anyone can win. #
• 22:47 Isn't there something in the rule book of sponsor mentions about not mentioning your competitor's sponsor unless it's to mock? #
• 22:50 Sweaty Jamie McMurray is very lickable. #
• 22:50 @deifire Apparently Jamie has the same issue as us - as soon as he cares about something, it tanks. #
• 22:51 Dear Gregory - no falling out of the Chase to make room for Junior! Just shove Clint out so Junior can be in! #
• 22:53 @claireliz81 I'm having good dreams tonight. :) But not that dirty. LOL #

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