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• 22:45 So Jamie is "sneakish". He should feel special. He got a whole new word! #
• 22:51 Someone please punt Jimmie. And Denny. And Logano. Then I'll be okay with any possible winner of this race. #
• 22:56 @matthumphreycar WHAT??? #
• 22:57 @matthumphreycar Details! Well, as many as possible, considering I'm assuming it's a verbal altercation. #
• 22:59 @matthumphreycar TNT hates me. Admittedly, I just want to see someone schooling, or attempting to school, Richard. #
• 22:59 @matthumphreycar I'm from Richard's area. He's loved or hated here. I fall into the latter category. #
• 23:01 Oh man. Dang. Kyle. Who the hell did that? (Come on Kyle, I want to see helmet throwing!) #
• 23:02 Kyle v. Juan? OMG YES #
• 23:03 Dear Juan - JIMMIE. Or LOGANO. Or DENNY. Was Kyle on that list anywhere? #
• 23:06 @DeLanaHarvick Allmendinger v. Richard Petty, or are we talking boxing? #
• 23:13 That was totally shades of old Tony Stewart. I may have been giggling. But Kyle also did an interview after the smart ass part. #
• 23:17 Mark, don't take out Sadler! #
• 23:18 Is that Menard in third/second? #
• 23:20 NO NOT JAMIE #
• 23:20 @RivenSky I think he actually did that time. #
• 23:23 Dear David Ragan - I'd have been fine with that wreck if you'd taken out Jimmie or Logano or Denny. Why is no one doing my bidding? #
• 23:24 @kylepetty Apparently your dad and AJ got into a fight in the garage! #
• 23:24 @matthumphreycar Kyle Petty doesn't even know about the AJ/King incident. #
• 23:26 The word "moist" was used in an interview with Jamie McMurray. I'm giggling. #
• 23:26 STEVE PARK IS LEADING. #
• 23:29 LOL @wyndi Hey now! Just...not recently. He has won, however. #
• 23:29 Oh, that was Carl earlier. Damn freaking bright yellow cars. #
• 23:31 I'm co-opting a Firefly quote to now apply to NASCAR. When someone says "two by two" I'm now saying "Deuce is blue." #
• 23:36 @wyndi Great, now I have a mental image of Carl in leg warmers and an off hte shoulder sweatshirt. #
• 23:39 Logano is on the verge of wrecking? Can he get closer to Jimmie or Denny, please? #
• 23:39 @wyndi Your mental image and mine must differ a lot. LOL Mental Image Carl does not have the legs for bikini bottoms. #
• 23:40 @theshowisfree Something tells me the next pit stop and then he starts making the move. #
• 23:41 Did Stremme just send Denny through the grass too???? #
• 23:41 That was a nasty hit on the wall. #
• 23:41 Nope, 71 #
• 23:42 There is a very sleepy dog in my living room. He can't even muster up the energy to look at me. #
• 23:43 @wyndi I've got the headband, by his hair is more Clint-before-haircut. #
• 23:43 @wyndi Or the lead of the Cobra Kai from Karate Kid (the original) #
• 23:44 Um, Angie Harmon and Donnie Wahlberg in a show together??? Must see! #
• 23:46 @claireliz81 LOL Mine has only responded when I yelled "Go Gregory!" Otherwise, totally out. Dogs are wonderfully oblivious. #
• 23:47 @wyndi I start doing all sorts of crazy things on the last laps. There was an incident when Jamie won involving a Jamie figurine & my boobs #
• 23:52 What does Mark Martin have against Ellyut tonight? #
• 23:53 GREGORY. *sigh* So I'm not going to get to drink Coke Zero with Greg this evening? #
• 23:55 So Denny hit Mark who got Ellyut in the melee. Why couldn't it have been the other way around? #
• 23:56 Is that Reed Sorenson in fifth? #
• 23:56 I mean sixth? #
• 23:59 @claireliz81 LOL Is it bad that I kind of want hte kid to win now? Just because it's so random? (watch him wreck in 3...2...) #
• 00:00 Who the hell was that to fourth? #
• 00:00 OH HELL #
• 00:00 Kurt at least saved it. #
• 00:01 And there went Reed. *sigh* #
• 00:01 The only good - I think they just took out the three that I wanted taken outl #
• 00:02 Mark Martin's flaming. #
• 00:04 Um, has anyone told JPM's crew to stop touching the car? #
• 00:05 Junior possibly got through that? *prays like a praying Junior fan* #
• 00:05 @theshowisfree LOL It's a parking lot. Complete with barbecue. #
• 00:07 So is Newman going to turn green and smash something now? #
• 00:11 @theshowisfree There were definitely fireworks there. #
• 00:13 @claireliz81 There's two people in NASCAR who are for some reason perfect drivers - Mark Martin and Jeff Burton. Don't know why. #
• 00:23 @supahlissa either last year was the first year for Chicago being night, or this year is. I think it was last year. #
• 00:24 I don't think that lack of pit stop by Clint is going to be a good choice. #
• 00:25 But OMG - GO CONWAY. Come on. You want Extenze in Victory Lane as well. #
• 00:26 @claireliz81 @supahlissa Actually, this will be year three, apparently. Because Chicago is just that memorable at night. #
• 00:27 @supahlissa All product/sponsor mentions would be AWESOME. (My first race in person was the 600 won by Martin in the Viagra car.) #
• 00:28 Reutimann! Junior! Sadler! I'm even cheering on the possibility of Robby Gordon here. LOL #
• 00:36 @supahlissa Dang you're psychic! #
• 00:36 Okay, here's hoping and praying either Jeff Gordon wins and we get a sleepy Ella in VL, or Clint wins and cries. #
• 00:43 Macaroni salad - nice and mild, exactly what my tummy needed. Although I think I added too much pepper. #
• 00:45 I want Park/Conway for a one two! That would be awesome! #
• 00:45 Paul Menard - a little late to the game, huh? #
• 00:46 Um, Jeff is kind of a 4 time champion. Of *course* that's a big move by him! He has the capability of making those moves! #
• 00:47 @claireliz81 I kind of love Kurt right now. #
• 00:47 Junior finished FOURTH! #
• 00:48 Yay points day! #
• 00:49 LOL Kurt Busch in a mangled car comes in 7th. Awesome! #
• 00:49 Has anybody checked to see if @DeLanaHarvick passed out from nerves? #
• 00:54 Sudden discovery - after a day of nausea and not being able to eat, once I get food in me, found ginger ale in the fridge. #
• 00:54 Junior's so funny. But his beard is patchy. We need to fix that. Shave it and start over, babe. #
• 00:55 Junior to 11th! Woohoo! #
• 00:56 @bubblesbrnaid Junior Junior has bald spots. And I think the portion on his chin got longer DURING the race! #
• 00:58 @bubblesbrnaid Kevin Conway in the Extenze car finished behind Park. #
• 01:00 @bubblesbrnaid His presence that high up apparently caused Kurt to crack up there at the end, while racing to 7th. #

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