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The Adventurous Eater

My family has decided that I'm the adventurous eater. (Which, okay, in my family I am, although my sister has become very adventurous herself.)

Last night's evidence that I'm "adventurous": I got flounder stuffed with crabmeat* for dinner. No one else had ever had that, or thought about getting it, so therefore I was adventurous.

There are no words for the logic in my family.

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NASCAR

I love that for today's anthem, they got the Martinsville High School jazz band. You know they totally got out of class to play on national television, which is awesome for them.

Also, WHY THE HELL DOES REUTIMANN HAVE FACIAL HAIR????

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Sick

Allergies are kicking my ass. My grandmother still thinks it's a cold. Either way, it doesn't matter - I feel like crap and sleep a lot. I'm avoiding other humans anyway, so it's not like it's in danger of spreading to others (at least, not that much of a danger).


* It was actually flounder with deviled crabmeat spread across the top. Very good, but not quite fitting the definition of "stuffed".

Bug Eyed Dummy Tweets

• 11:53 I am going to be a miserable person tonight. Allergies resulted in me going to bed at 8 last night. Slept till 10. Have to work 7-7 tonight. #
• 12:05 @mw55 Important question that needs answering: what the hell is on Reutimann's face? #
• 12:18 Did they just say "Ward Burton"? I'm pretty sure that's Jeff. #
• 12:23 @supahlissa @EchoRan I miss Ward. Nothing against Jeff, but Ward's just freaking awesome. #
• 12:24 @supahlissa They've done that for years. It's a weird guy thing. I think the Sadler record is 16 in one day or something. #
• 12:29 @EchoRan When I was in advertising, we had a client that had him as an official spokesperson and WE NEVER USED HIM. I'm still mad. #
• 12:48 Jimmie Johnson is right behind Harvick. Oh, the good old days. #
• 12:51 "Here's Matt". Why yes, that is Matt on my screen...oh wait. They meant Yocum. #
• 12:53 Bwah! Okay, that Carl commercial was funny. Very Superman. (Even though there's only one driver that's a Superman in my mind. Not Jimmie.) #
• 12:57 @EchoRan LOL Nope. Biffle. (Partially because he's an actual Superman fanboy. Plus he's super nice, so Clark Kent comparisons.) #
• 13:12 Okay, how is there a caution for JUST a flat tire, but someone's entire wheel being pointed another direction means nothing? #
• 13:19 @EchoRan That would mean less dirty stuff. And less dirty is not good. More dirty is better! #
• 13:33 I'm on board with a #blamemenard hashtag. #
• 13:35 I hate power company monopolies. A $200 freaking deposit just to turn my power on??? Progress Energy was $60! #
• 14:17 Dear Menard - we won't blame you if you wreck Jimmie for us. #
• 14:27 #blamegrandpappy ??? Anyone? #
• 14:30 @claireliz81 The media is too easy to never blame him, so I say we do it all the time. *g* Or at least just for today and for Elliott. #
• 14:37 @supahlissa Ooooh, I like that one. I'd forgotten it. #
• 14:51 Random question: if Hamlin wins, can Mears relieve him in Victory Lane and in the media room? #
• 15:08 @claireliz81 I was getting ready to post "You'll all love my boy lots if he wrecks Jimmie, right?" #
• 15:12 My DVR is possessed and refuses to stop recording the race. I think it's a bigger fan than me! #
• 15:12 @supahlissa So Kasey is either a meerkat or a possum. #
• 15:18 So they're just really assuming that no one is watching, aren't they? We've seen how many caution flags fly live? 1? #
• 15:25 It's funny they're talking about the awesomeness of the foam at Martinsville. Remember that first year with Harvick? He hated it. #
• 15:28 What's with the sudden onslaught of Carl Edwards commercials? #
• 15:29 @SpeedFreaks The actors are totally overacting. Truex nailed it just right. Which is ironic, given he goes to the Mikey School of Acting. #
• 15:32 Dear NASCAR announcers: Biffle hates Martinsville. HATES. Doesn't understand it, can't drive it. Odds are not in his favor for a top ten. #
• 15:33 @claireliz81 Don't forget your NASCAR day pin! Or your duck. #
• 15:34 @claireliz81 Even if it hurts him, he has that insurance... #
• 15:37 @claireliz81 Nah, ducks are cute and non-violent. They'll flap their wings a lot (which doesn't hurt) and maybe pinch you, but no blood. #
• 15:37 @claireliz81 And yes, I say that from experience. LOL #
• 15:45 @DeLanaHarvick You jinxed him! #
• 15:46 Who's in the lead now? Because this just all went to some crazy world where drivers are no longer competitive. #
• 15:46 Go Jeff G and Matt!!!! #
• 15:47 Honestly, I was hoping Kyle would beat Denny. Didn't want Denny to win. But this makes no sense. #
• 15:48 COME ON KYLE WRECK JIMMIE #
• 15:48 Dear Kyle, as a Junior fan, you will win me back if you wreck jimmie #
• 15:49 Kyle can #blamemenard LOL #
• 15:49 Who made the whacked ass decision to pit with less than 10 laps to go? #
• 15:56 Just because Denny won doesn't make it a good call. Means Denny shoved his way to the front. #
• 15:56 Incidentally, all other drivers - why the hell didn't you shove him back? I think Jeff G would have if he'd been in a better position. #

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