Bug Eyed Dummy Tweets

• 12:30 @RivenSky I don't either. I find them kind of bland. #
• 13:45 I'm avoiding working out by inventing things to look up on the internet. I blame my hatred for lunges! #
• 14:10 Walk done. Lunges, halfway done. Next up - sit ups and push ups. Then more lunges and something involving hand weights. #
• 14:16 Incidentally, it's important to note that I HATE EXERCISE. #
• 14:28 @RivenSky I have jail school in April, and the physical training instructors are a marathoner, a masochist and my sergeant. #
• 14:29 @RivenSky It was either start exercising now so I'm not dying in April, or face complete and utter humiliation in the face of my supervisor #
• 14:33 @christirose ALL SPIDERS MUST DIE. Especially the big, hairy ones. #
• 14:46 I don't know why they haven't been promoting it, but I must see Diary of a Wimpy Kid next week. The trailer is hilarious. #
• 15:01 @RandomLanda LOL "Why are WE skins?" #
• 18:56 Trying to teach the dog to roll over. So far he's tried to bite my hand and salivated to the point there were spit bubbles. #

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