Bug Eyed Dummy Tweets

• 08:36 Okay, now this is endearing: Mike Wallace is on standby for Carl Edwards in case Carl needs to leave for baby-related stuff. #
• 08:38 How did I not know that Trace Adkins has a comic book???? #
• 12:18 13 minutes in, Danica was mentioned 4 times. junior's wreck, none. #
• 12:35 Okay, WHO is expecting Jimmie Johnson's first child? Did they just accidentally say Amanda Sadler was? LOL #
• 12:45 BB ELLAAAAA! #
• 12:46 WHY IS TRUEX SINGING???? #
• 12:46 That was actually a commercial for NAPA without Mikey. And SINGING was involved! #
• 12:51 @deifire I was looking at the TV when it happened and OMG, totally wasn't expecting that. Most personality I've ever seen from Truex. #
• 13:03 ELLA BLOWING KISSES #
• 13:04 @adamodonnell I'm frightened. Your Sadler tweet was posted the exact same time as @bubblesbrnaid tweeted the same thing. #
• 13:14 @bubblesbrnaid Dueling Twitter. #
• 14:02 Holy freaking cow AJ's leading the Daytona 500. #
• 14:55 Never thought I'd see the day that fans would be on their feet - en masse - for Jeff Gordon. And yet, they are. #
• 14:58 @supahlissa Probably a bit of both (since Jeff IS teammates with Junior now, and no longer evil). LOL #
• 14:59 $500 to whoever brings me Digger's head. #
• 15:03 @supahlissa I hate the voting for pit crew thing. It should be based on speed. Average it or don't average it, but numbers should dictate. #
• 15:08 The goats just screamed and fainted. Go David! #
• 15:10 Don't care if Amanda goes into labor right now, Elliott Sadler is near the front. He stays in the Daytona 500. M'kay? #
• 15:13 They're not great singers, but @gbiffle... oh, honey. That Coke commercial was painful. But I still love you. #
• 17:01 The roar of engines is a beautiful sound. #
• 19:06 @RivenSky Breathe honey. Breathe. Deep breaths. No hyperventilating. #
• 19:09 There's a joke to be made there. @RivenSky Jamie bitching about the hole. #
• 19:17 COME ON BIFFLE OR TRUEX OR HARVICK. #
• 19:19 Just realized - during all these red flags, no one interviewed Boris Said. FAIL, FOX. FAIL. #
• 19:21 Dear NASCAR - I would like to point out that I have to be up at 5 in the morning to get ready for work. PLEASE END THIS. #
• 19:21 @RivenSky I just guffawed hard over that Ella one. #
• 19:22 "Jamie from behind". *snicker* Kevin is getting desperate? #
• 19:23 YES PLEASE TRUEX AND BIFFLE AND HARVICK. I'm cool with those three. #
• 19:24 @RivenSky Who said that? #
• 19:24 Was that Newman again? #
• 19:25 I'll repeat on here what I just said out loud... "Jamie fucking McMurray holy hell!" #
• 19:26 Folks, I'm laughing my ass off over here because I'm tired and this race is getting ridiculous. #
• 19:27 Kasey looks so confused. LOL #
• 19:29 @supahlissa He actually does look more confused than normal. Like, Jamie Mac levels of confused. #
• 19:31 @alexwhitman25 Oh honey that's so awesomely dirty. LOL #
• 19:31 My computer is dying (low battery, cord at home). I predict if Jamie wins, my computer dies just as I scream. #
• 19:32 HOLY MOTHER FUCKING #
• 19:33 JUST NOT BOWYER #
• 19:33 THIS IS AWESOME RACING #
• 19:34 I think he's crying. I'm shaking. #
• 19:34 @jamiemcmurray YOU GO YOU #
• 19:36 @AJDinger Um guys? That's McMurray. LOL #
• 19:36 He's kissing the grass!!! #
• 20:54 Wait, Jamie's dad LEFT? Why? #
• 21:02 I hate when people whine about how the fastest car should win. Okay, then watch drag racing, for pete's sake. #
• 21:03 Bwah! I love that Felix would have sacrificed Juan to keep Jamie in the lead. #
• 21:04 @supahlissa Exactly. This crap people spew about "the fastest car" means nothing. #
• 21:08 *squealy* Greg Biffle is tweeting his glee over Jamie winning. Awesomeness! #

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