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Christmas is turning into a crazy hell that has already had me sobbing on the phone to my mother for a half hour.

For the record, there are too many picky people in my family, too many passive aggressive people in my family, my grandmother that I live with rivals my sister for a dramatic personality, everyone has messed up priorities and doesn't understand the basic rules of Christmas (see below), and I have my period.

Rules of Christmas

1. It's about the kids (if you have kids)
2. It's about the grandparents (of whoever the youngest kids are)
3. Barring the first one, Christmas can be easy, but when kids enter the picture, everyone needs to adjust
4. Divorce makes everything harder, so the divorced people are the ones who have to compromise

Bug Eyed Dummy Tweets

• 13:05 @katplusmonkeys Pictures! Cause OMG sounds cute! #
• 17:00 I don't believe in NASCAR conspiracies. I don't believe that things are changed specifically for one fanbase. #
• 17:01 But Daytona Shootout changes? Are all about getting Junior in. (I'm a Junior fan and hate Jr. conspiracy theories, but this is obvious.) #
• 17:02 Dear NASCAR - Reutimann won a freaking race this year and isn't eligible, but Geoff Bodine is??? #
• 19:00 @nscrwriter Manslaughter for sure, maybe 2nd degree. I think they're arguing that commission of another felony plus death of a peace... #
• 19:00 @nscrwriter ...officer makes it first. But that'll be hard to get a jury to buy. #
• 19:02 @mw55 I'm not usually critical of NASCAR's decisions, but the Shootout format isn't awarding *current* success. #
• 19:04 @mw55 For example, Reutimann, Keselowski not eligible, but Geoff Bodine is. #
• 19:12 @nscrwriter Criminal justice degree. :) Love the law and the interesting applications thereof. #

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