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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm amused to say that local courts are handling a cyberstalking case.

Why do I find this amusing? Because the courts have no issue figuring out what constitutes cyberstalking, unlike LiveJournal.

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NASCAR All Star Race

I want a true NASCAR All Star race.

I want Jimmie Johnson in one of his cars from Charlotte. I want Jeff Gordon in T Rex. I want Awesome Bill in that million dollar winning car (or the one that set the track record at...hell, was it Dega or Daytona?). And if Dale Sr. were around, I'd want him in a clunker, because hell, the man did more with clunkers than anyone else.

That would be an All Star race to me - one that features not only the best drivers, but the best cars. Then we'd see what generation had it best.

(As an aside, the Weather Channel is playing TSO. Hee!)

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NASCAR Roast of Jimmie Johnson

I'm putting these here so I don't forget them EVER. That and they make plot bunnies go wild.

From Jeff Gluck's Twitter

Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie: "I know I've been pissing all you off the last four years, but I've never really been good at anything before."

The host just walked in and gave Jimmie a book: " #NASCAR for Dummies."

Jeff Gordon

Gordon, who has been target of gay jokes, tells Carl that getting married and having a kid is "a great cover." Pretty hilarious!

Jeff Gordon says he has a lot of JJ stories he can't tell b/c he's in a lot of them himself. JJ says, "These were all pre-marriage!"

Mark Martin

Mark Martin says he heard JJ was so ugly as a kid, he had to trick-or-treat by telephone.

Mark Martin gets to microphone and fan yells "Stand up!" Martin says, "I AM standing up."

Host says to Mark Martin, "I don't want to say you're too old to drive, but the pole-sitter of your first race was Ben Hur."

Greg Biffle

Biffle: "I'm not going to say a f@+#** thing about Jimmie because I'm sick and tired of hearing his name."

Host says Greg Biffle is "Al Gore minus the charisma." (Side note: Maveness will kick the butt of anyone who thinks Greg is without personality. He's dry! Dry I tell you! And he is LOVE.)

Denny Hamlin

Denny on JJ: "It's really hard to win the championship w/ the best team, the best crew chief and no mech. failures in 4 f@+#* years"

Denny on JJ: "The only thing faster than him is his receding hairline."

Kurt Busch

Kurt Busch says to Jimmie, "I go to Baskin Robbins and I look at vanilla and it says 'Jimmie Johnson' on it."

Carl Edwards

Carl says he's been out w/JJ a lot and knows he's not gay, "because he's only hit on me twice." Laughter erupts.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Host calls Dale Jr "the Paris Hilton of #NASCAR." Crowd hisses. And says Carl is the love child of Gov. Arnold and John Elway.

Brian Vickers

Vickers tells EVERYONE about Jimmie using Propecia and says he'd be bald otherwise! JJ is embarrassed.

Host to Vickers: "Red Bull gives you wings. It'd be nice if they gave you an engine too, huh?"

Juan Pablo Montoya

Juan Pablo Montoya to JJ: "I'm f*#@+@ tired of hearing 'Jimmie...Jimmie...Jimmie.' Give us a f+@#* break."

Ryan Newman

Ryan Newman to Jimmie: "Four in a row. Bet you wish you could do that with your wife, huh?"

Kasey Kahne

Host asks where Kasey Kahne is and says, "I didn't see you behind the grown-ups."

Bug Eyed Dummy Tweets

• 17:37 @rivensky I've seen others whose icons aren't showing up, but it's random. Like, on one post you'll see two and not see three. #
• 17:43 @luvinjrandsmoke Which fandom and where? I like a good boom in the evening. #
• 20:51 Am I the only one who sees Quest Crew and squeals over Ryan first? #
• 21:14 Watching Grammy noms and have to say, Beyonce v Lady Gaga v Taylor Swift v Kings of Leon v Maxwell? I'm rooting for Pretty Wings. LOVE #
• 21:23 OMG, Darryl Hall and John Oates are nominated for a Grammy! Dude! Awesome! #
• 21:39 Steve Winwood???? #
• 21:43 This Grammy's concert was a good idea in theory, but they're suffering with execution. #
• 21:47 @BarbaraNixon I don't htink so, because MIchael McDonald was a DOobie #
• 21:50 @BarbaraNixon Just checked - nope, not brothers. #
• 21:50 @rivensky New hashtag - #blamejimmie ??? #
• 21:51 Sugarland + LL Cool J = a collab I would love. (I defend the Nelly + Tim McGraw song as awesome.) #
• 21:53 @rivensky Can't he be blamed for being adorable? #blamejimmie #
• 21:55 @rivensky That would have been a better question for Jeff G. :) #
• 22:01 It's been 5 hours of vacuuming water and surfing the internet. Time for bed! #

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