(no subject)

CSI: Miami

I don't watch CSI: Miami. I think before last night I'd seen portions of episodes (scenes that didn't feature David Caruso), maybe a handful of times.

OMG, people. I sat and watched last night's ep because I was staying up for the Late Show and hilarity!!!! Seriously! Someone please explain to me how Caruso has a job, because that was hysterical!

Things I learned:

1. Horatio does not touch things.
2. Horatio stands with his hands on his hips at all times.
3. Horatio talks as if Shatner and an alien had a love child.
4. Horatio has amazing dramatic glasses removing skills.

I'll never watch that stuff again, but man, laughed so hard.

***

Kenseth on TV

Late Show with David Letterman: This was awesome use of Kenseth. He talked fifty million miles an hour and said good stuff and even got to snark on Junior without snarking on Junior. *g* Also, it was obvious that Dave's a racing man and had someone prepare information for him. As opposed to...

Regis and Kelly: Okay, so every year they have the Daytona 500 winner and the Chasers and the Champion on their show. Then why the hell does Regis never know anything about racing? "Congrats on winning the Daytona." For real? Matt was trying for cute, but when the interviewers don't care, what's the point?

ETA: Katie and Matt are expecting!

(no subject)

I'm having an urge for chess pie.

***

My dog has a new toy - Teddy. My grandmother for some reason gave me a teddy bear for Valentine's Day. Usually the dog has designs on chewing them up, so I give them to charity instead. This time I let him have the bear. He plays with it all the time. He'll also sit with it and lick the face or the butt. I don't know. But it's cute.

***

The dog also, bless his heart, had an incident at lunch. I ate and then gave him the plate to lick. There was ketchup on the plate. He hates ketchup. Watching a dog make faces when he runs into ketchup is too cute.

(no subject)

OMG socials skills, please get some!

Actual message I got on Facebook just now.

SUBJECT: So

MESSAGE: how r u u r pretty

***

My grandmother called trying to guilt me into dinner at her house. I've been two weeks in a row, because free food and she offered. I had already turned her down for tonight because 1) she was cooking something I don't like, 2) I haven't been able to get warm the last couple of days, 3) they need some help at the rehab center at odd hours, and 4) I felt like we were on the verge of a precedent with my grandmother that could lead to no good (this had the potential for Friday Night Dinners on Gilmore Girls kind of issues).

So she calls me to just say how much she's going to miss not having me at dinner. I have plans! I already told her this! I'm not changing my plans! ARGH!!!

American Idol Top 36 - Week 1

( American Idol )

To be updated as we go along.