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Tonight's Plans

Get groceries.

Go home and close all the blinds until it's dark out.

Light many, many candles.

Fix dinner and eat it.

Turn out all the lights and watch scary movies.

(Current list of possibles - Omen marathon on Spike, House of Wax (for JP) on FX, all the old stuff on TCM, Body Snatchers on Fuse, History Channel's thing on exorcism.)

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Halloween Next Year

Just thought of the PERFECT costume that I will in fact do next year. In fact, I'm stating it now - next year, Halloween party at my place.

Because I'm going to go as a pit lizard.

(Only the NASCAR fans are going to get it.)

We're talking literal here. Green skin. Lots of cleavage (no matter how much duct tape I have to use). NASCAR clothing. Full on pit lizard.

(Pit lizards are the women that hang around the pit area looking to score a night with a NASCAR driver.)