ATTN: Pun!!!

For pun:

ALEX RODRIGUEZ NAKED THIGHS

Also known as a Guitar Hero commercial to "Old Time Rock and Roll"

(It has Alex Rodriguez, Tony Hawk, Kobe Bryant, and Michael Phelps. Personally, Tony Hawk had me laughing the hardest. He's all stoic.)

Firesuit Funnies

The anatomy of a firesuit

Possibly the most awesome NASCAR article ever written. What is covered is:

1. To pee or not to pee.
2. Manufacturers sneakily making the ass of the suit smaller to appeal to female fans.
3. Why some guys like the butt saggy - so it doesn't pinch their balls.
4. Why some guys prefer the butt tight - so they don't get a wedgie for 500 miles.
5. The purpose of the epaulet - to yank drivers out of the car in a fire.

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Crusoe - Why It Works (For Me)

Because Crusoe is a geek. No, for real. Yes, he's hot. But he's an egghead with little to no common sense. All hotness is mitigated by the need to tinker and build things and the inability to shut up in a dangerous situation.

He is one of us, folks.

Also, I don't know how he survived for so long without Friday.