2. People ride out Ike in a church with a lion. And that's not Godly symbolism; we're talking actual lion. Seems lions don't care much about eating people if they're trying not to drown. Who knew?
3. Baggy pants ban ruled "unconstitutional". But still no ruling on banning girls from wearing low slung pants and thongs. Damn it. (Quite honestly, that offends me more than baggy pants. Lots of plaid boxer short vs. skin and a g-string? No contest.)
4. The Moonlight fandom wank of awesome.fox1013 pointed it out yesterday and since then it has devolved into hilarity as the fandom noobs (alas, poor Moonlight fen who do not understand the joy of mocking) are offended by being mocked so they mock the mockers in an endless round of mockery. Oh, and chick stole $10,075 from another fan that was meant for a "save our show" ad campaign for a show that's been dead (ha!) for a while.
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