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( Jun. 6th, 2008 09:57 am)
Driving of Late

The morons in the area are on the road. I know because they keep trying to buy me a new car.

1. Dude 1 is in turn lane. Dude apparently should have been going straight. Dude doesn't turn left and turn around down the road. Dude doesn't ease out into the intersection and shoot across straight when he gets the chance. Dude waits through several cycles of the light until there's an opening to go straight, screwing everyone behind him, then acting like we're the idiots for laying on the horn.

2. Dude 2 passes me on the right at 90 mph. Speed limit is 65. I'm going 70. It's important to note, I was in the right hand lane. (Saw him again the next day. This time at least he passed me on the left.)

3. Worst of all - the Woman Of Idiocy. WOI pulls up to a stop light and turns right on red. Rolling stop. Unfortunately for her, I was halfway through the intersection going straight, as I had the green light. Considering I had PMS, it's a miracle that I just said a mental thanks that there was no wreck, that the woman realized as she was turning what she had done wrong, and that she pulled to the side to avoid a wreck on the ramp to the highway. Twas all good. Until her bitch of a passenger turned around and flipped me off. Let's just say I slammed on the horn and saluted that idiot right back. You don't nearly t-bone someone and then flip them off for being the victim!

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And For Your Viewing Pleasure

In doing something yesterday, I stumbled upon this old picture of Elliott Sadler. From, like...2001 or something.

Yeah, I can't help but stare. The uniform doesn't do anything for his butt (I forgot how bad the uniforms used to be), but really, who's staring at his butt?

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