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Dear Mall Peoples and Belk Peoples:
Please don't blast your radios so loud that I can hear BOTH of them. Because frat rock and Jennifer Lopez do NOT go together.
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28 minutes and counting until I blow this joint. Then I can dash out, drop a nut at my dad's house, stop and get something tequilaish and get to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bubblesbrnaid's house as fast as possible. Cause racing time! (I figure the tequila will help with that stretch of 300 miles in the middle that's boring.)
ETA: How is it that on a holiday weekend, with no one in the mall, when I have somewhere to be when leaving the store, we get that ONE customer who is "looking" and asks "you close at six, right?" That means she's going to be walking up with her stuff at six. Not be out the door at six.
Please don't blast your radios so loud that I can hear BOTH of them. Because frat rock and Jennifer Lopez do NOT go together.
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28 minutes and counting until I blow this joint. Then I can dash out, drop a nut at my dad's house, stop and get something tequilaish and get to
bubblesbrnaid's house as fast as possible. Cause racing time! (I figure the tequila will help with that stretch of 300 miles in the middle that's boring.)ETA: How is it that on a holiday weekend, with no one in the mall, when I have somewhere to be when leaving the store, we get that ONE customer who is "looking" and asks "you close at six, right?" That means she's going to be walking up with her stuff at six. Not be out the door at six.
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